My home has one old naughty child, it is my grandma. Grandma this year 68, the snacks that often still eats me stealthily.
我家有一老顽童，就是我的奶奶。奶奶今年六十八了，还经常偷吃我的零食呢。
A day, my dear uncle come back from abroad, bore a chocolate to me. Of pink, yellow, white, black, put together, resemble spelling a plan bonnily together. Think of the feeling of the soft when chocolate melts, I am cherished especially. I put chocolate into freezer secretly -- the gust after cold storage is sweeter mellower, think me with respect to covet 3 feet. My scamper about runs into a sitting room to seek my theatrical work. I am sedulous saw one market another collect, forgot delicate chocolate early. Wait for me to had answered a god to come, open freezer to look, chocolate disappeared without trace. I am precipitant igneous burn ground turned over freezer a De Chaotian, without! My on the sly looked sidelong at the room of my home old imp, see the grandma lies satisfiedly on the bed, lift up is worn 2 bright legs, the hand takes the chocolate paper of multicoloured, cheek is wriggling, the mouth that return click of the tongue does a lip, crescent moon of two Dou Xiaocheng. "Bright young, see you then small mouth is pouted so that can hang a sauce boat. Come, I give you bought chocolate, eat quickly. " " cut, is this mine, become you how? Become you how??
一天，我亲爱的姑父从国外回来，给我带了一盒巧克力。粉的、黄的、白的、黑的，放在一起，像一块美丽的拼图。一想到巧克力融化时绵软的感觉，我就特珍惜。我偷偷把巧克力放进冰箱里——冷藏后风味更香更醇，想想我就垂涎三尺。我蹦蹦跳跳跑进客厅追我的剧了。我聚精会神看了一集又一集，早就忘了美味的巧克力。等我回过神来，打开冰箱一看，巧克力不翼而飞了。我火急火燎地把冰箱翻了个底朝天，没有！我偷偷地瞟了一眼我家老顽童的房间，就见奶奶惬意地躺在床上，跷着二朗腿，手拿五颜六色的巧克力纸，腮帮子蠕动着，还啧嘴弄唇，两眼都笑成月牙了。“皓仔，看你那小嘴噘得能挂住一把油壶了。来吧，我给你买的巧克力，快吃。”“切，这不是我的吗，咋变成您的了？”
The day before yesterday, the grandma does a thing again. I bought to admire long toy car in the heart with my pin money. I look at brand-new toy, in spite of oneself joyful, ravel excitedly pack, preparing to play, grandma Leng Buding came to, "Should have a meal. " I drop a toy, run kitchen, well, on table how absolutely empty. I just knew to be trapped, with fast thunder not as good as the power speed of ear returns a sitting room, see old imp is fondling admiringly enjoying my beloved car. My gas does not make one part, but at the end of one's wits, who makes me medium lure the enemy away from his base plan? Alas, "Bristle with anger is in by column, drizzly rain rests " ah.
前天，奶奶又搞事了。我用我的零花钱买了一个心仪很久的玩具车。我看着崭新的玩具，不由自主地眉开眼笑，激动地拆开包装，正准备玩呢，奶奶冷不丁来了一句，“该吃饭啦。”我丢下玩具，跑去厨房，咦，餐桌上怎么空空如也。我才知道中计了，以迅雷不及耳之势速度回到客厅，就见老顽童正爱不释手把玩着我心爱的小车呢。我气不打一处来，但又无计可施，谁让我中了调虎离山计呢？唉，“怒发冲冠凭栏处，潇潇雨歇”啊。
Finish net lesson today, next buildings and grandma play glacial Ga. My morale is big brace up, brandish whip smokes glacial Ga, glacial Ga high speed rotates, unreal converts a film of a path light, I am intoxicated, the grandma takes one cut branch suddenly to put Ga on the ice toward me throw... disastrous defeat. Alas, do you say this dry like the grandma thing?
今天上完网课，下楼和奶奶玩冰尜儿。我士气大振，挥鞭抽冰尜儿，冰尜儿高速旋转，幻化出一道道光影，我正陶醉呢，奶奶突然拿一截树枝朝我冰尜儿扔去……惨败。唉，你说这像奶奶干的事吗？
The grandma is rejuvenescent, I must take care to deal with.
奶奶返老还童了，我得小心应付。