If you finish class,walk into our class classroom, can hear a laughter. The fountainhead of this laugh often is in me. Report of my endowment different, growing the cerebra of an extraordinary, it can be caught automatically and cut out a few make laugh part, synthesize naturally more do laugh whole. Next, my meeting comes out these jest performances, affect the person beside. Of course, class discipline also can get accordingly the influence of certain level.
如果你下课走进我们班教室，就会听到一片笑声。这笑声的源头往往在我。我天赋异禀，长着一颗与众不同的大脑，它能自动捕捉并裁剪一些搞笑的片段，自然而然地合成一个更为搞笑的整体。然后，我会把这些笑话表演出来，感染身边的人。当然，班级纪律也会因此受到一定程度的影响。
One, I run in campus by " civilized hillock " catch wearing, he says gravely: "I waited here one morning, can let me reachcapture. " this but the important matter on booth, my cerebra runs rapidly, thought of similar Duan Zi suddenly, say indifferently then: "Oh, I know you are waiting for me, does this not rapid ground come? " then civilized hillock is not maintained really, laugh. Quite a while, he reminds me to again: "Look in you so desperately on the portion, put you first one horse, can get next time notice well! " I respected a ceremony to him, striding parade step to answer a classroom. Such, I am depended on do laugh at head off a danger.
一次，我在校园里奔跑被“文明岗”抓个正着，他严肃地说：“我在这里等了一上午，可让我逮住了。”这下可摊上大事了，我的大脑飞快地运转，突然想到了类似的段子，于是淡然地说：“哦，我知道你在等我，这不飞快地赶来吗？”那文明岗实在撑不住，便笑场了。半晌，他又提醒我道：“看在你这么拼命的份上，先放你一马，下次可得好好注意！”我向他敬了一个礼，迈着正步走回了教室。这样，我凭借搞笑化险为夷了。
Some day big break, laugh all along breathe out the small Wang Choumei that breathe out to be not exhibited, that expression owes hundreds of his Qian Shi like others. Go into battle of several classmates take turns will persuade him, however a bit was not used, to later, bend over of small Wang Jing cried in a low voice on the table, those who cry is sad in that way, sad in that way...
某天大课间，一向笑呵呵的小王愁眉不展，那表情就像别人欠他几百块钱似的。好几个同学轮番上阵来劝他，却丝毫没有用，到后来，小王竟伏在桌子上小声地哭了起来，哭的是那样伤心，那样难过……
This ate the heart of my compassion, I want to comfort him with unique kind. Then, I go to the side of Xiaowang, pat the shoulder that pats him to say: "Brother, I know you are sad, let me come to accompany you to cry racily together. " then, my in sad earnest draws out a piece of bumf, a grimace is squeezed on the face, in a low voice sob is worn, the right hand carries glasses upgrade gently, the ring finger with left hand effeminate cock and little finger, into orchid shape, holding paper with middle finger and thumb only, pretend to wiping tear, mimic the young son's wife of a be deceived, cry sadder more. Whole class classmate is to be stupefied first, immediately the whole room burst into laughter. Also raise tearful eyes to come secretly with respect to Lian Xiaowang, look what to produce. Again later, I still pretend cry out drivel, put paper in nose lower part, the raise on corners of the mouth, scroll rise, point to with orchid holding loiter to come loiter goes. Classmates laugh more happily, a few people still stand up to cheer for me, small Wang Ye stopped to cry, chuckle ground laughed. The start that he already was gotten to laugh by me was cured thoroughly.
这动了我的恻隐之心，我想用独特的方式安慰一下他。于是，我走到小王旁边，拍拍他的肩膀说：“兄弟，我知道你伤心，让我来陪你一起痛痛快快地哭一场吧。”于是，我一本正经地掏出一张卫生纸，脸上挤出痛苦的表情，小声呜咽着，右手轻轻地把眼镜往上抬，左手翘起柔弱的无名指与小指，成兰花状，只用中指和大拇指捏着纸，假装擦拭着眼泪，活像一个受气的小媳妇，越哭越伤心。全班同学先是愣住了，随即哄堂大笑。就连小王也偷偷抬起泪眼来，看看发生了什么。再后来，我还假装哭出了鼻涕，把纸放在鼻子下方，嘴角上扬，把纸卷了起来，用兰花指捏着蹭来蹭去。同学们笑得更欢了，有几个人还站起来为我欢呼，小王也停止了哭泣，咯咯地笑了起来。他已被我搞笑的动作彻底治愈了。
Actually, regard trouble as when you when Le Zilai is treated, it is vexed no longer, and can bring joy to you. This is I come for years " do laugh " result.
其实，当你把烦恼当成乐子来对待时，它就不再是烦恼了，而会给你带来快乐。这是我多年来“搞笑”的心得。
I feel proud for my this one discovery. Regrettablly this laugh is too big, disturbed badly classroom order, alarm teacher, I paid fair price for this.
我为自己的这一发现感到骄傲。只可惜这笑声太大，严重扰乱了教室秩序，惊动老师，我为此付出了一定的代价。
When side wall has been thought of, I get a text " the discovery of childhood " inspire, a such words wrote down on the notebook: Do laugh, no matter be well-meaning,still be baleful, can face the risk that drive out and is persecuted. Writing so, become very happy again on my face.
在面壁思过的时候，我受课文《童年的发现》启发，在本子上写下了这样一句话：搞笑，无论是善意的还是恶意的，都会面临着受到驱逐和迫害的风险。这样写着，我的脸上又乐开了花。