Since go up after elementary school, I liked to go up to play a mobile phone.
自从上小学后，我便喜欢上了玩手机。
A day afternoon, I am keeping operation, I am written rate is particularly quickly, it is only play a mobile phone, mom also saw my little thought, say: “ keeps operation you can watch TV half hours, but forbid to play a mobile phone. ” I say with contradictory mood: “ , good ……” but well-known I am a janus-faced person.
一天下午，我在写作业，我写得速度特别快，只为玩手机，妈妈也看出了我的小心思，说：“写完作业你可以看半小时电视，但是不准玩手机。”我用反驳的语气说：“啊，好吧……”可众所周知我是一个口是心非的人。
Keep operation I pretend to go first TV, mom says at this moment: I go to “ first rest a little while, can not make the decision of the mobile phone. ” I nod silently. Had done not have a little while, I go closet, actually, I am not to want to go really closet, just want to see mom be asleep not, very good, seemingly already deepness Morpheus.
写完作业我先假装去开电视，妈妈这时说：“我先去休息一会，你可别打手机的主意哦。”我默默地点点头。没过一会，我就去洗手间，其实，我并不是真的要去洗手间，只是想看看妈妈睡着没，很好，貌似已经深度睡眠了。
I take off next slipper, can reduce the noise when walking so, I walk into a room stealthily, I dare not breathe heavily even atmosphere, my heartbeat gets be agitated, eventually, discovered a cause, but below the target half are pressed below the pillow, I think out to be smoked slowly only, but difficulty is greater, mom is pressed above, do not have method, I waited for ages, ability side crosses mom body, my situation with the as sudden as lightning takes out a mobile phone, sneaked away successfully to go out, haing haing …… played secretly one afternoon.
我脱下拖鞋，这样就能减少走路时的声响，我悄悄地走进房间，我连大气都不敢喘，我的心跳得七上八下，终于，发现了目标，可目标下半节被压在枕头下，我只想慢慢地抽出来，可是难度比较大，妈妈压在上面，没办法，我等了好久，妈妈才侧过身子，我以迅雷不及掩耳之势抽出手机，成功溜了出去，哈哈……偷偷玩了一下午。
Still once, I lie on sofa to brush tremble sound, suddenly discovery does not have a net, former mother the road by implement closed and hid, go to the side of me next, had taken machine of mobile phone handle to also hide, tibet was over with respect to compose a quarrel her friend goes out to ramble, who am I? Look for mobile phone Great Master, I take phone watch, make a mobile telephone, full marks / music rang, I found a mobile phone as musical sound, can you do not have a net to do how? Do not have a thing, all-purpose 4G can tell you what makes do not have wireless also can play a mobile phone.
还有一次，我躺在沙发上刷抖音，忽然发现没网了，原来妈妈把路由器关了并藏了起来，然后走到我旁边，拿过手机把手机也藏了起来，藏完了就说和她朋友出去逛逛，我是谁？找手机大师啊，我拿起电话手表，打给手机，满分/音乐响了起来，我随着音乐声找到了手机，可没网咋办啊？没事，万能的4G会告诉你什么叫没无线也可以玩手机。
Flatter oneself of mom classics regular meeting hides the mobile phone knowledgeably at the back of washing machine, mix above freezer in chest, still think I do not know.
妈妈经常会自以为很聪明地把手机藏在洗衣机后面、冰箱上面和衣柜里，还以为我不知道。
The name that after I bathe, can rest with thinking breakfast sometimes enters a room, sit near the mobile phone, I can build stop machine with the dress first, grab again the dress, the mobile phone also was taken by conveniently, next I put the mobile phone in bag in the one instant that wears the dress, go calmly to the cubby false to read meeting book falsely, because sometimes mom can come make the rounds of the wards, ten minutes went, mom did not come, I play had game, go to acoustical tone as far as possible the smallest, although mom walks over footstep,also meet so very clear, played the left and right sides to must involve the lamp, let mom think I slept, reduce the odds that discovers I play a mobile phone, but I can form a delegation sometimes the team plays, encounter dish bird to be able to say aloud: “ this is what circumstance, what teammate ……” has this kind of a sign of disturbance or trouble, mom can rush to be examined into the room certainly, at this moment I, regular meeting Tibet has a mobile phone, rub an eye with the hand immediately, show sleep the eye is hazy lackadaisical appearance, let her think to make a noise me by accident woke.
有时我洗完澡后会以想早点休息的名义进到房间去，坐到手机附近，我会先用衣服盖住手机，再抓起衣服，手机也被顺带拿了起来，然后我在穿衣服的一刹那将手机揣到兜里，淡定地走到小房间假假地看会书，因为有时妈妈会来查房，十几分钟过去了，妈妈没过来，我便玩起了游戏，尽量把声音调到最小，这样即使妈妈走过来脚步声也会很清晰，玩到二十分钟左右一定要把灯关了，让妈妈以为我睡了，减少发现我玩手机的几率，可我有时会组团队玩，遇到菜鸟会大声说：“这是什么情况，啥队友……”一有这类风吹草动，妈妈一定会冲进房间查看，这时的我，一定会藏起手机，立刻用手揉眼，表现出睡眼朦胧懒洋洋的样子，让她误以为把我吵醒了。
Mom goes I begin to brush video again, because,the result is met content too do laugh, kill so that I cannot help laughing, still was discovered by mom after all, look I must be tasted again by the flavor of social going-over.
妈妈一走出去我又开始刷视频，结果会因为内容太搞笑，害得我忍不住大笑，终究还是被妈妈发现了，看来我又得尝尝被社会毒打的滋味了。
It seems, playing a mobile phone also is work of a technology.
看样子，玩手机也是一件技术活呀。(文/赵奕然)