There is ” of “ The Jade Emperor on one old Mom, the king ” that there is “ heavy smoker below one old father, left the parent that has mad sinister plot one old younger sister, right the emperor that has make trouble one I.
上有“玉皇大帝”一老妈，下有“烟鬼之王”一老爸，左有疯鬼之母一老妹，右有捣蛋之圣一我。
King emperor great emperor
王皇大帝
On Saturday, old father of I and heavy smoker takes the advantage of mom and little sister not to begin to commit the crime again when the home. “ is happy, I am inferior to smoke a cigarette, do you go looking meeting TV? Had delimited on ” father face a weird smile. Later, he takes out 100 yuan to come bribe the person that I skin a flea for its hide this, I promise father to be not spoken absolutely. Look in me when vigorously, the footstep that old Mom haste goes upstairs is transmitted, I put out TV confusedly, run into a study to pretend to read a book. “ hey? In the home because how so thick? TV how so very hot also? ” mom is talking in whispers. My as if nothing happened writes a composition say: "Do not know Ye, I am seeing book Ye all the time. ” is final, old Mom or detect crack a criminal case punished I and ” of “ heavy smoker to do the chore of a month.
星期六，我和烟鬼老爸趁妈妈和妹妹不在家时又开始作案。“乐乐，我不如去抽一支烟，你去看会儿电视？”爸爸脸上划过一丝诡异的微笑。之后，他拿出100元来收买我这个爱财如命的人，我答应爸爸绝不说出去。就在我看的正起劲时，老妈匆忙上楼的脚步声传来，我慌乱的关掉电视，跑进书房假装看书。“哎？家里因为怎么这么浓？电视怎么也这么烫？”妈妈嘀咕着。我若无其事作文的说："不知道耶，我一直在看书耶。”最后，老妈还是侦破案罚我和“烟鬼”做了一个月的家务。
The king of heavy smoker
烟鬼之王
” of “ heavy smoker is my controller, so the study has his figure everyday. Last night, I am inscribed by a abstruse number pose, with respect to a word that in end of my “ hill water answer doubt does not have old father of the ” when the road I open case, this is “ really promising another village ” ! Below the help of ” of “ heavy smoker, my study result progressed a lot of a lot of.
“烟鬼”是我的负责人，所以书房每天都有他的身影。昨晚，我被一道奥数题难住了，就在我“山穷水复疑无路时”老爸的一句话我开壳，这真是“柳暗花明又一村”！在“烟鬼”的帮助下，我的学习成绩进步了许多许多。
Love is a light, how-to wanted tomorrow; Love is one desk lamp, make the boat that loses way finds the harbour of love; Love is the rising sun round, enlighten the heart door leaf of people; Love is a never-ending brook, transmit the information of love.
爱是一道光，指引想要的未来；爱是一台灯，使迷失方向的小船找到爱的港湾；爱是一轮旭日，照亮人们的心扉；爱是一条川流不息的小河，传达爱的信息。(文/朱嘉乐)