Clean sanitation, resemble fighting in the classroom same. “ is cleaned quickly, the ……” after 15 minutes
一打扫卫生，教室里就像打仗一样。“快点打扫，十五分钟后……”
Began to sweep the floor. Somebody raises broom to be bungled downward, be troubled by so that dust flies all over the sky. The word of group leader Du Jinbei has not said, her beautiful white shoe was endured with respect to firm firm ground. I am discharging a table aside, also joined mutinous group. To enrage her, I stop the work in the helper, cry greatly rise:
开始扫地了。有人举起扫把往下砸，闹得尘土满天飞。组长杜金蓓的话还没说完，她漂亮的白鞋就狠狠地挨了一下。我在一旁排桌子，也加入了反抗队。为了气她，我停下手中的活儿，大喊起来：
“ Jin Bei prevent! Jin Bei prevent! ”
“金蓓杜！金蓓杜！”
Du Jinbei nose is enraged quickly crooked. I stand in pail edge again, abrupt fierce kick one foot.
杜金蓓鼻子都快气歪了。我又站在水桶边，突然猛踹一脚。
Pail shakes greatly swing especially, the water in the bucket is to swing to shake especially greatly more. After calm, pail sees an end one major water scattered —— to go out. I stand on wet floor to slip, cry: “ slippery water! The nose of ” Du Jinbei is enraged more crookedly. At this moment, her accreditation Sun Bowen is in charge of us. He says, I am opposite, mist of the hill that return the cloud overspreads the ground not to know where to speak of. The stick that I take interior of a clean clarinet (it is general weapon) left break off right chop, tore open the skip that collects to be stuck in wooden stick to be duped secretly again the sword is used.
水桶大摇特荡，桶里的水更是大荡特摇。平静下来后，水桶见底了——一大部分水撒了出去。我站在湿地板上滑，喊：“滑水喽！”杜金蓓的鼻子气得更歪了。这时，她委派孙博文管我们。他说一句，我对一句，还云山雾罩地不知道谈到哪里了。我拿起一根清洁竖笛内部的棍子（它是普遍的武器）左劈右砍，又偷偷拆了捡到的跳绳粘在木棍子上当宝剑用。
Abrupt Ka Ca, screen window breach, return Shi Linlin. I see a classmate pulls a window with mop, thinking of instantly is the “ result ” that mop establishs, begin to cry greatly:
突然咔嚓一声，纱窗裂口了，还湿琳琳的。我看到有一个同学用拖把拖窗户，立即想到是拖把立的“功”，开始大喊：
“ cuts broken composition / screen window, result cannot do not have! ”
“剪破作文/了纱窗，功不可没！”
“ salesmans, work beautifully! ”
“伙计，干得漂亮！”
“ is very good! 3 double hit! Incorrect, 4 connect …… incorrect! 5 double hit! 6! ”
“很好！三连击！不对，四连……不对！五连击！六了！”
“……”
“……”
I am saying “ is very good, ” of 3 double hit when that word, the sword that took me to abstain chops screen window.
我在说“很好，三连击”那句话时，拿起了我自制的剑砍纱窗。
Abrupt, the teacher came. I take a table, issue signal.
突然，老师来了。我一拍桌子，发出信号。
Fellow students became quiet, but still was discovered. Du Jinbei just considered division of retire on account of age, sun Bowen accused me to the teacher one shape. My expression turns a table absentmindedly at the same time, at the same time talk about again and again: “ Jin Bei prevent suddenly she called golden ……” of Du Bei of …… of Jin Du of bud of …… of Du Jin of bud of …… of …… Jin Dubei: “ works well! ” I just as if wakening from a dream, the whole thing ran circuit, kick turn over ash-bin, kill so that malic nucleus flies to be able to reclaim in ash-bin. If the group leader is absent not bad, she must return sth to its owner in good condition. Suddenly she became dough, original Qiao Qiao brushs blackboard on her head, ash fell she one face. The best fellow student in the class is rebellious also.
同学们安静下来，但还是被发现了。杜金蓓刚想告老师，孙博文就向老师告了我一状。我神情恍惚地一边推桌子，一边念叨：“金蓓杜……金杜蓓……蓓杜金……蓓金杜……杜蓓金……”突然她喊了一声：“好好干活儿！”我才如梦初醒，前前后后跑了一圈，踢翻垃圾桶，害得苹果核都飞到可回收垃圾桶里了。如果组长不在还好，她非要完璧归赵。突然她变成了面团，原来乔乔在她头上擦黑板，灰落了她一脸。班里最乖的同学也造反了。
Du Jinbei is forced we say threaten by force, do not act accordingly to buckle cent. Through big fight of a be on duty for the day, in the classroom at long last clean.
杜金蓓只好威逼我们说，不照办就扣分。经过一场值日大战，教室里总算干净了。
Alas, every time be on duty for the day wants ” of a fatuous and self-indulgent ruler of big fight “ , do not pass, duller without adversary.
唉，每次值日都要大战“昏君”，不过也罢，没有对手就更无聊了。