I am fed up with duck all along. Look, the ” of this “ old duck of my grandfather native place, walk along backyard from dooryard everyday, walk along dooryard from backyard again, sometimes even throat of avulsion of for no reason at all rips a heart to split lobar land blusterous, seem somebody disclose its heart is general, still meet sometimes in a low voice delicate language, resemble singing that offensive “ song ” in ground of indulge in self-admiration.
我一向讨厌鸭。看吧，我爷爷老家的这只“老鸭”呀，每天都嘎嘎地从前院走到后院，又嘎嘎地从后院走到前院，有时甚至无缘无故扯开喉咙撕心裂肺地叫嚷，好似有人捅了它心脏一般，有时还会低声细语，像在孤芳自赏地唱着那难听的“歌”。
Old duck does not love clean particularly, originally snow-white feather does not know when to become dirty, was stained with mud and besmirch all over, became the beautiful duck of a black and white alternate with. When standing to be not moved, bipod becomes ” of the character 8 inside “ , its neck is not long, admiring up constantly however, have music of a kind of “ very much the feeling of ” of Xiang Xiangtian song. Its eye cold high, have the feeling of a kind of severe rebuke quite. Its gait is barpque, more fulsome. Look, it walks that appearance, pace is rapid, have insecure look, the buttock always is the left and right sides shakes, resemble showing the argumentative state that the model on the meeting comes on the stage quite. And, once you open its courtyard door, it gallops like the bronco die ground of bolt rise, you are chased after more, it is faster, although still have faltering look, but still chase after it to be not worn, it is of gas the dead really! But since experienced a few following fun with it, I changed the view to it:
老鸭特别不爱干净，原本雪白的羽毛不知什么时候变得脏兮兮的，浑身沾满了泥巴和污渍，成了一只黑白相间的花鸭。站着不动时，两脚成“内八字”，它的脖子并不长，却时常向上仰着，很有一种“曲项向天歌”的感觉。它的眼睛冷峻，颇有一种严厉斥责之感。它步态怪异，更是令人生厌。瞧，它走路那样子吧，步调急促，有局促不安之相，屁股总是左右摇晃，颇像展示会上的模特出场的矫情之态。而且，一旦你打开它院门，它便像脱缰的野马没命地飞奔起来，你越追，它就越快，虽仍然有蹒跚之相，但还是追它不着，真是气死人啰！但自从经历了与它的如下几件趣事，我便改变了对它的看法：
The friend is invited to dine together in the home, ate rich seafood big food. Because friend appetite is unwell, not little fish shrimp and alcoholic drink were left on table. This but the United States became bad old duck, it takes the advantage of us to chat joyous during, sticking up the buttock, the leg toes step on suddenly backward, “ whizs the table on ” ground change, engorge rises, usually always is the sound of ” also did not have “ , that complacent expression, as if I am general without discovery, actually I arrive early alertly it this thief thing, it is I am seeing it can make fun of a what trick come again only. See it gathers only two shrimp, raise head is placed a few times, like what thing card lives general, after be being placed a few times nevertheless, taste again … composition … suddenly, it is to eat a Chinese prickly ash apparently, its “ quacks ” is shouting greatly, nevertheless, this duck still calculates clever, know to drink hydrolysis hemp flavour, but where it knows those who go down to it is drunk is the wine that the guest drinks remnant however. It gives malty, ground of “ bang ” drops mensal, see its abdomen again, resemble a chubby big calabash, this pair of funny look makes those present split one's sides with laughter unceasingly.
一次家里邀朋友聚餐，吃了一顿丰盛的海鲜大餐。由于朋友胃口不适，餐桌上剩下了不少的鱼虾和酒。这可美坏了老鸭，它趁我们聊得正欢之际，撅着屁股，腿向后猛地一蹬，便“嗖”地窜上餐桌，大吃起来，平素总是“嘎嘎”之声也没有了，那得意的神情，仿佛我没有发现一般，其实我早留意到它这个贼东西了，只是我在看它又能耍出什么花招来。只见它撮两口虾，又扬起头摆几下，像什么东西卡住一般，不过摆几下之后，便又吃起来…作文…忽然，它显然是吃到一粒花椒了，它“呱呱”大嚷着，不过，这鸭还算聪明，知道喝水解麻味，但它哪里知道它喝下去的却是客人喝剩的酒。它给喝醉了，“啪”地掉下餐桌，再看它肚子，像个胖嘟嘟的大葫芦，这副滑稽之相令在场的人都捧腹不已。
The cry of old duck is more interesting, especially in the late evening, in the still of night when, it can produce activity always in duck nest to come, it will be abrupt ground of “ ” cries a few times, then land of “ ” is small call out a few times, like Gu Zheng performance home is dialed move string to undertake 2 play again; Return “ sometimes bah of ” strange noise, resemble a saliva that asthmatic old person spits, next “ breathes out breathe out the sound of ” is using a foot to wipe saliva like the old person again. Really extremely droll.
老鸭的叫声更有意思，特别是在晚上，夜深人静的时候，它在鸭窝里总会搞出动静来，它会突然“噗噗”地叫几声，接着又“嘎嘎”地低唤几下，像古筝表演家拨动琴弦进行二重弹奏；有时还“呸”的一声怪响，像哮喘老人吐出的一口唾沫，接下来的“呼呼”之声又像老人在用脚擦拭唾沫。真是逗趣极了。
Old duck is faced evil, can reveal lifetime healthy atmosphere unexpectedly, martial extraordinarily brave, with decisive battle of “ enemy ” after all. , planted outside courtyard door seedling of a few green vegetables, of Qing Qing, pale green, the way corp is growing is satisfactory, was stared at to go up by a few old hens unfortunately, the strong past of “ chuckle ” , prepare beautiful meal, which know by old duck see, see duck eye round glare only, duck neck unbend, call to chaos of ground of hen in a low, hen where puts it in the eye, enjoy beautiful eat merely. Duck sees the warning is invalid, flapping wing rushs to chicken, the hen saw tune is met head-on, vertical stroke removes feather, the mouth that use a needle comes to duck gather, duck jumps, sheer attack, fierce bout gathers, bite on body issueing chicken one big round feather unexpectedly, ache so that the hen moves up and down completely, be defeated and flee, other chicken sees situation is bad, also swiftly runs. The chicken feather that old duck issues gather however is scattered like day daughter one ground scatters like the flower, next, “ ” a few, more the martial prowess that shows it!
老鸭面对邪恶，居然能展示一生正气，威武神勇，与“敌人”决战到底。一次，院门外种了几行青菜苗，青青的，嫩绿的，长势喜人，不巧被几只老母鸡盯上了，便“咯咯”的冲过去，准备美餐一顿，哪知被老鸭瞧见了，只见鸭眼圆瞪，鸭脖伸直，对着母鸡瓮声瓮气地乱叫一阵，母鸡哪里把它放在眼里，只顾享用美餐。鸭见警告无效，便拍打着翅膀向鸡冲去，母鸡见了调头迎战，竖起羽毛，用尖嘴向鸭撮来，鸭一跳，躲开攻击，猛一回撮，竟咬下鸡身上一大团羽毛，疼得母鸡满地扑腾，落荒而逃，其它鸡见势不妙，也一溜烟跑掉了。老鸭却把撮下的鸡毛像天女撒花般散落一地，然后，“嘎嘎”几声，更显出它的神威了！
How, you were fed up with the ” of “ old duck of my home no longer! I also am, I not only do not be fed up with it, the look that prefers bud of its that bud instead.
怎么样，你不再讨厌我家的“老鸭”了吧！我也是，我不但不讨厌它，反而更喜欢它那萌萌的模样儿了。(文/冯鹏宇)