“ son, are we a bit normaller good? The blame that comes in the home is close namely friendly, neither one alien, mom is born to you not ugly, why be afraid of see a person? Today, can you make mom bit happier? Do not hide! ” has not taken the door in the guest before, mom pulls me in her in front of, babble, perpetual, advise in earnest, binocular and full of expect, see her ardent look, I want to promise her readily really.
“儿子，咱们正常一点好不好？家里来的非亲即友，没有一个外人，妈妈给你生得又不丑，为什么怕见人？今天，能让妈妈开心点吗？别躲起来！”在客人还没进门之前，妈妈把我拉在她跟前，喋喋不休，没完没了，苦口婆心，双目饱含期待，看见她殷切的目光，我真想一口答应她。
Be shy with strangers
怕生
“ phut, phut, of phut 〞 knock sound, like the accord with that urge a life, frighten get me swiftly ground from disappear before mom, run into a bedroom, the door shuts, just a little be pacified next mood. Those who come is mom's good friend, listening to an aunt to calling my pet name over, let me come out to see bought thing happy event do not like? My heart frisks pit-a-pat pit-a-pat, pitch of a sound is crying: Do not go out, do not be duped, what is be in charge of what she buys? Not rare! Another sound urges again me, you should go out, long so big, this are polite, giving a guest to make a call is manage place ought to. I lean closely on the door, both hands is pressed go up in doorknob, control sweats continuously. Devil of the angel in brain is fighting, one says fast open the door, call old people to look, you are very good, another says you go out to be able to be mocked by the family now, can become the topic that old people talks. Do not fall with respect to such refuse to budge, feared to confiscate my courage, suspicious the confidence that confiscated me to open the door, I dare not talk, also dare not open the door, do not have the mood to read a book, also do not have the mood to write line of business. Foolish sit foolishly in the doorway, brain a blank ……
“砰，砰，砰〞的敲门声，像催命符似的，吓得我一溜烟地从妈妈面前消失，跑进卧室，门一关，才稍微平复了下心情。来的是妈妈的好朋友，听着阿姨在那里喊着我的小名，让我出来看看买的东西喜不喜欢？我的心扑通扑通乱跳，一个声音高叫着：别出去，别上当，管她买的是什么呢？不稀罕！另一个声音又催促我，你应该出去，长这么大了，该有礼貌了，给客人打个招呼是理所应当的。我紧靠在门上，双手按在门把上，手心直冒汗。脑海中天使魔鬼在打架，一个说快开门吧，叫大人们看看，你很乖，另一个说你现在出去会遭到人家嘲笑的，会成为大人们讨论的话题的。就这样僵持不下，害怕没收了我的勇气，猜疑没收了我开门的信心，我不敢说话，也不敢开门，没心情看书，也没心情写作业。傻傻的坐在门口，脑子一片空白……
Be afraid of write
怕写
Does “ write a word to meet more you tired die? Child of your this bear. Saying in ” mom mouth, still cannot abreact fury of have one's bosom filled with. Use a hand to be knocked a few times in phut of the phut on my head directly, alas, I how so lazy? Can write a word less, won't write a composition to write more absolutely. The teacher lets used at least 50 words to be depicted wholeheartedly this word, I write a move in chess or a movement in wushu to wear, to 45 when, abrupt brainwave shows, thought of a poem: “ be oblivious of the outside world, of one mind is read-only book of sages and men of virtue. I wrote ” to get on half only, because issue half to write,go up the word is much, that is not deficient big, this can not be my style. For my hand, I am forced very reluctantly give up what one favours. Mom walks over to look, praise me what this poem uses is good, but wrote half only for what, my Zhi Zhi toots do not want to say. old trouble made “ again, do not wish to write a word more, shrink sentence be to be your this dawdler of special invention? The word writes branchwooden fork of the branch that get a branch, made a person fast break down, think a poem not easily very much, jerry still, want to take a beating? ” is in of mom bomb wantonly below, the heart is unwilling, a second half that affection does not wish sentence also wrote go up, it is “ go for wool and come home shorn really, compensate the madam is folded again arms. ”
“多写一个字会把你累死吗？你这熊孩子。”妈妈嘴里说着，还发泄不了满腔怒火。直接用手在我头上砰砰敲几下，唉，我怎么这么懒呢？能少写一个字，绝不会作文多写一个。老师让用至少50个字描绘了一下专心致志这个词，我写着数着，到45个的时候，突然灵机一现，想到了一句诗：“两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读圣贤书。”我只写了上半句，因为下半句写上字就多了，那不就亏大了，这可不是我的作风。为了我的手，我只好忍痛割爱了。妈妈走过来一看，表扬我这首诗用的好，但为啥只写了半句，我吱吱呜呜的不想说。“是不是老毛病又犯了，不愿多写一个字，缩句是为你这懒人特别发明的吗？字写得枝枝杈杈，让人都快崩溃了，好不容易想句诗，还偷工减料，想挨打吗？”在妈妈的狂轰乱炸下，心不甘，情不愿的把后半句也写了上去，真是“偷鸡不成蚀把米，赔了夫人又折兵。”
Be afraid of eat
怕吃
Did not make a mistake, still have be afraid of eat? Yes, I am afraid of namely eat, no matter what delicacies of every kind still is homely fare, in my eye same. Again much delicate cate is placed in me at the moment, I pay no attention, fast a mother gas flee in terrorfry in deep fat or oil. Breathe out continuously him life how so bitter, was born so bad to raise son. Have a meal to also let her worry about, look at mom appearance of deplorable relative Qi Na, I cannot refrain from want to ask mother: Does “ meal have so delicious? ” but the word went down to mouth Bian Youyan, mom can say for certain: “ person is iron, the meal is steel, do not eat hunger suddenly confused. How should I do ” ? When can you just eat?
没搞错吧，还有怕吃的？是的，我就是怕吃，不管什么山珍海味还是粗茶淡饭，在我眼中都一样。再多的美味佳肴摆在我眼前，我都熟视无睹，快把妈妈气炸了。直呼自己命怎么那么苦，生了个这么不好养的儿子。吃饭也让她操心，看着妈妈凄凄惨惨戚戚那样，我情不自禁的想问妈妈：“饭有那么好吃吗？”可话到嘴边又咽下去了，妈妈肯定会说：“人是铁，饭是钢，一顿不吃饿得慌。”我该怎么办？什么时候才能吃嘛嘛呢？
My blame lives to still have a lot of normally, search for instance east search on the west, not be the cap of a pen disappears, be the pen cannot be found, back book back did not go in to wait a moment, dare not say, say to feel oneself jump over abnormal …… more
我的非正常生活还有很多，比如找东找西，不是笔帽不见，就是笔找不到了，背书背不进去了等等，不敢说了，越说觉得自己越不正常……(文/陈浩宇)