[“ caricature Mr. ” those things]
【“漫画”老师那些事】
Li Zhimin
李志敏
The integrated practice teacher of our class, it is Mr. Chen Xiaojie. Say Mr. Chen is tender, still have a bit tenderness; Say she is severe, she is quite severe still. Nevertheless, I listen most of familiar to the ear, or if that often is hanged in her mouth edge, you return —— complacent!
我们班的综合实践老师，是陈小洁老师。说陈老师温柔，还是有一点温柔；说她严厉吧，她还是挺严厉。不过，我听得最耳熟的，还是那句经常挂在她嘴边的话——你还得意！
The tax that says Mr. Chen is interesting, interesting still. Nevertheless, if have a fellow student not serious attend a lecture, the air in whole classroom can stop shift immediately, also appear even fan to turning gingerlily. , mr. Chen is being told enraptured, abrupt, the sound of Mr. Chen stops suddenly, in the classroom soundless, as if air also stopped flow. Mr. Chen is quarrelsome go to a classmate before, my heart pounds. In the eye of Mr. Chen, I see the flame of another group joins troupe together, became ablaze conflagration. Brow is locked up closely together, became pour “ 8 ” word, nose is enraged quickly crooked. “ you are complacent still! Shake of this one call gets ” quake hill shakes, I am frightened so that dumbstruck, that attends class magical classmate can be frightened so that die partly certainly.
说陈老师的课有趣，还是有趣的。不过，如果有同学不认真听课，整个教室里的空气会马上停止移动，连风扇也似乎在战战兢兢地转着。一次，陈老师正讲得眉飞色舞，突然，陈老师的声音嘎然而止，教室里静悄悄的，仿佛空气也停止了流动。陈老师怒气冲冲走到了一位同学面前，我的心怦怦地跳。陈老师的眼睛里，我看见一团又一团的火苗合在一起，变成了熊熊大火。眉毛紧锁在一起，变成了倒“八”字，鼻子都快被气歪了。“你还得意！”这一喊声震得地动山摇，我都被吓得呆若木鸡，那个上课走神的同学一定会被吓得半死。
But Mr. Chen below the class resembles an old imp however. Once, I and a few classmates work to the office, ground of Mr. Chen stride walks over, smilingly ground says to us: Do you want “ what is punished? The one Jing in ” my heart, was over, fly well unexpected calamity, if be punished by Mr. Chen, then regular meeting comes to bits. You should choose “ a penalty, there is the kind of a lot of kinds of penalties in this spitball, oneself are chosen. Ground of ” our in fear and trembling opens spitball, discover only ——“ of a few words is breathed out suddenly! I am joking. I come to ” be answered back and forth looked a few times, we were cheated! Of my heart in ground of ” of of that stone “ be born. “ you are complacent still! Mr. ” Mr. Chen bursts out laughing, I also laugh collywobbles.
可课下的陈老师却像个老顽童。有一次，我和几位同学到办公室做事，陈老师大步流星地走过来，笑眯眯地对我们说：“你们要什么惩罚呢？”我心里一惊，完了，好好地飞来横祸，如果被陈老师惩罚，那一定会变成碎片的。“你们要选择一个惩罚，这个纸团里有很多种惩罚的方式，自己选吧。”我们忐忑不安地打开纸团，突然发现只有几个字——“哈哈！我开玩笑的。”我来来回回看了几遍，我们被骗了！我心的中那块石头“呯”地一声落地了。“你还得意！”陈老师哈哈大笑，我也笑得肚子疼。
Mr. Chen, be one already kind and interesting, severe and serious teacher.
陈老师，是一个既亲切有趣，又严厉认真的老师。
[caricature teacher]
【漫画老师】
Liu Yi sail
刘怡帆
Our mathematical teacher introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is having pitch-black bingle, the dress that wear is simple look mostly. She is a gravity of from time to time, the person with lively from time to time.
我们的数学老师胡老师有着乌黑的短发，穿的衣服大都是纯色。她是个时而严肃，时而活泼的人。
Attend mathematical class, introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher drew a seat to pursue on blackboard, taking ferula, pointing to blackboard, so priggish that teach us the subject. Some classmates are making petty action, talk. On class, liu Jun hopes to had turned head and the classmate from the back chat, amuse so that the classmate all round bursts out laughing. Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher turns first, staring at he of guffaw, seem to burning in the eye blaze, should hope Liu Jun to burn it seems that for cindery. Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher so staring at him, he affirms there is no escape! May be stayed to punish sit! “ Liu Jun! ” Liu Jun hoped to be frightened by introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher jump greatly, smile disappears gradually. Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher made a fork on the seat that Liu Jun hopes, conspicuous all the more on clean seat plan. Make fork, she knocked blackboard with ferula, say: “ sees this! ” continued to attend class to classmates again.
上数学课，胡老师在黑板上画了座位图，拿着教鞭，指着黑板，一本正经得教我们题目。有些同学在做小动作，说话。一次课上，刘峻希转过头和后面的同学聊天，逗得周围的同学哈哈大笑。胡老师一转头，盯着正在狂笑的他，眼睛里好像燃烧着火焰，似乎要把刘峻希烧为灰烬。胡老师那么盯着他，他肯定在劫难逃！可能会被留下来罚坐！“刘峻！”刘峻希被胡老师吓了一大跳，笑容逐渐消失。胡老师在刘峻希的座位上打了一个叉，在干净的座位图上格外显眼。打完叉，她用教鞭敲了一下黑板，说：“看这！”又继续给同学们上课了。
When attending class, introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is so earnest; After finishing class, she is very lively also. Once after school, I buy stationery to come home, walk along crossing. Hear somebody to cry suddenly: Sail of “ Liu Yi? I see ” , it is introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher! She is wearing the jacket of pure white, carrying the bag of shallow pink on the back, lie opens the mouth, have sth in mind of narrow one's eyes, to me brandish begins to greet sb. I am a little open-eyed, very severe in my impression introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher actually so lively! Tender ground and I greet sb. She laughs so aglitter, seem a lively and lovely little girl. Do not look to give a bit gravity! I greet sb gladly to her.
上课时，胡老师是那么严肃；下课后，她也很活泼。有一次放学后，我买完文具回家，走到路口。忽然听到有人喊：“刘怡帆？”我一看，是胡老师！她穿着纯粉的上衣，背着浅粉色的包，咧开嘴，眯着眼，向我挥着手打招呼。我有些惊讶，在我的印象中十分严厉的胡老师竟然如此活泼！温柔地和我打招呼。她笑得那么灿烂，好似一个活泼可爱的小女孩。看不出一点严肃！我也高兴地向她打招呼。
Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is a from time to time really lively, the person of gravity of from time to time! I like her very much!
胡老师真是一个时而活泼，时而严肃的人啊！我很喜欢她！
[caricature teacher those things]
【漫画老师那些事儿】
Chen Zhaoying
陈赵莹
My maths coachs class teacher calls Li Nan, we call her Mr. Mu Zi.
我的数学辅导班老师叫李楠，我们叫她木子老师。
Mr. Mu Zi is a very tender teacher, be less than “ special ” hour, she is won't angry, resemble ” of beauty of iceberg of a “ , but if she got angry ……
木子老师是个非常温柔的老师，不到“非常”时刻，她是不会生气的，就像一位“冰山美人”，可如果她生气了……
, mr. Mu Zi is in explain a title, sit below we tell ceaseless in chirping ground however, then, she is flat stopped, quiet listen respectfully ” of our “ lecture. She is standing silently, ground of fix eyes on is staring at us, the inhospitality in the eye freezes all classmates. In former days in glisten big eye becomes frozen in that way now, in that pair of big eyes, I saw cold light, saw snow, saw white, saw arctic …… desk and chair is in that way frozen even, the dust in connecting air froze to put broken bits on the ice, more do not raise the voice that we chat, change already for a mist, of brandish came loose namely. Does “ say enough? If the heart to us plunged into pinpoint glacial cone to come over,melt into of ” her inhospitality pays interest. My heart was put on the ice to replace together, what flow in the identity is not the blood of warm, just put water on the ice from what melt in the iceberg however. A chill spreads from back, should eroding me all ……“ Zhi ah ——” suddenly, a noise of the chair was passed, we and each other of Mr. Mu Zi looked, yell phonate comes. “ is good, everybody is quiet. ” sees she restored moderate former days riant harmony tone, everybody loosened at a heat. Later but must not make, consequence is assumed do not rise! Glacial heart melted eventually, showed original Na Gongtong red, warm heart, it is that is appearing cold light no longer, cold mist around that ice heart.
一次，木子老师在讲解题目，坐在下面的我们却在叽叽喳喳地讲个不停，于是，她干脆停了下来，安静聆听我们“讲课”。她静静地站着，目不转睛地盯着我们，眼里的冷漠把所有的同学都冻住了。昔日里闪闪发光的大眼睛现在变得那样冰冷，在那双大眼睛里，我看到了寒光，看到了雪，看到了霜，甚至看到了北极……桌椅是那样的冰冷，就连空气中的尘埃都冻成了冰渣，更别提我们聊天的声音了，早已化为了一片雾，挥之即散了。“说够了么？”她冷漠化为一支支利如针尖的冰锥向我们的心脏扎了过来。我的心被一块冰替换了，身份里流动的不是热乎乎的血，而是刚从冰山里融化的冰水。一股寒意从脊梁蔓延上来，正要侵蚀我全部……“吱呀——”忽然，一阵椅子的响声传了出来，我们和木子老师互望了一眼，都忍不住笑出声来。“好啦，大家安静一下。”见她恢复了往日温和的微笑和声音，大家都松了一口气。以后可千万不要作了，后果承担不起啊！冰心终于融化了，露出了原来那红彤彤，暖乎乎的心，不再是那颗透着寒光，寒雾围绕的那颗冰心了。
After this, this kind of polar bear also had not appeared to come in to get frozen case again in this classroom.
此后，这个教室里再也没有出现过这种北极熊进来都得结冰的情况。
Deng Shangwen
邓尚文
“ is ordered drill every day! ” is in take school class in, the host that wants this word only appears, we are sure meeting tremble with fear. She, mathematical teacher Mr. —— introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad that is us.
“订天天练！”在留校班里，只要这句话的主人出现，我们必定会胆颤心惊。她，就是我们的数学老师——胡老师。
The classmate of quadruplet of “ , emend! ” was over, my drill every day still be over without emend, this issued introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher to criticize me again for certain. The eye looks at the classmate in front each rises go emend, only I still sit on the seat to pondering hard. “ Deng Shang, ordered, slowly, differ you! ” Mom, frighten me dead, I raised a head slowly, wow! Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is looking at me quarrelsomely. Two her brow were twisted fried dough twist, I am afraid that he screws again a bit, brow can fall off entirely. The eye of introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is like faint have blaze ejective, her cheek must be roused by gas. Mom, introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is too terrible, I am frightened so that continue rapidly emend, dare not look up. “ is fast bit! ” introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad Laoshi abandoned this one word angrily to go. Breathe out, just too danger, still think should ask the parent. I continue rapidly emend. Eventually, after ten minutes, I ordered operation. I am boosting operation cautiously, grind dillydally loiter ground to move toward a teacher, at the moment, my exercise seems to hoisting jack is weighed same. My …… I won't be scolded. Mr. “ , my …… is my exercise emend over ……”“ hum? Is emend over? Mr. ” introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad has accepted school assignment, checking carefully, must not again wrong. “ is good, ground of with a kind and pleasant countenance of Mr. ” introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad still gives me work, be like suddenly turn hostile same, a bit does not have a moment ago angry appearance, the secondary below “ is fast bit! ” is good well, too marvellous! My pass a barrier!
“第四组的同学，订正！”完了完了，我的天天练还没有订正完呢，这下胡老师肯定又批评我了吧。眼看着前面的同学一个个都起身去订正了，只有我还坐在座位上苦苦思索着。“邓尚，订完了没有，慢吞吞，就差你了！”妈呀，吓死我啦，我缓缓地抬起了头，哇！胡老师正怒气冲冲地看着我。她的两条眉毛被拧成了麻花，我怕他再拧紧一点，眉毛会全部脱落。胡老师的眼睛好像隐隐有火焰喷出，她的腮帮子被气得鼓了起来。妈呀，胡老师太可怕了，我吓得赶紧继续订正，不敢抬头。“快点儿！”胡老师生气地扔下这一句话就走了。呼，刚刚太险了，还以为要请家长呢。我赶紧继续订正。终于，十分钟后，我订完了作业。我小心翼翼地捧着作业，磨磨蹭蹭地走向老师，此刻，我的作业好像有千斤重一样。我……我不会被骂吧。“老师，我……我的作业订正完了……”“嗯？订正完了？”胡老师接过作业，仔仔细细地检查着，千万不要再错呀。“好了，”胡老师和颜悦色地把作业还给我，好像变脸了一样，丝毫没有刚才的生气的样子，“下次要快点儿！”好好好，太棒了！我过关了！
Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher although sometimes very fierce, but she lets us feel very kind, I like introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher.
胡老师虽然有时很凶，但她让我们感觉很亲切，我喜欢胡老师。
[“ caricature Mr. ” ]
【“漫画”老师】
Guo Baobao
郭宝宝
On the class, where to walk along to follow the small stick of a portable slightness. Cannot leave golden cudgel for nothing like Sun Wu, red child cannot leave wind like igneous annulus. Right, this also is her weapon, she is in our class is with severe and celebrated man of the time. She is our mathematical introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher.
课上，走到哪里都随手提着一根细长的小棍子。就像孙悟空离不开金箍棒，红孩儿离不开风火轮似的。没错，这也是她的武器，她在我们班是以严厉著称的风云人物。她就是我们的数学胡老师。
Attend mathematical class, introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is telling “X calmingly to us, those Y” things. Abrupt, ground of “ bang ” a blare, quiet classroom ases if came earth shake. Wait for everybody to had answered a god to come, just know a classmate is talking, that is young ruffian the sound that is made on the table. Then, “ is quiet! ” has a blare, that sound resembles thundering like shake. We still are in terrified terrified when, she continues again area area gives us smilingly topic of the speech. Passed a little while, side side has the talking reputation that with a buzz buzzs again, I had felt the rainstorm was about to come. The eye glare of introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is gotten greatly, brow has twisted a knot, closefisted is grasping small stick. Ground of get up on one's hind legs of introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher goes to that classmate, pointing to that classmate with small stick, I am so nervous that I dare not open an eye, who knows introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher to change a color for an instant however, tender ground says: “ is quiet! That classmate has taken ” immediately, corners of the mouth just thought upgrade to become warped. “ classeses are over stay learn to sit! Mr. ” introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad fills in time knife, that classmate immediately crestfallen.
上数学课，胡老师正平静地给我们讲着“X，Y”那些事。突然，“啪”地一声一阵巨响，安静的课堂仿佛来了大地震。等大家回过神来，才知道一位同学在说话，那是小棍一下打在桌子上的声音。接着，“安静！”有一阵巨响，那声音就像打雷似的震了一下。我们还在怔怔的时候，她又继续面带微笑地给我们讲题。过了一会儿，耳边又有嗡嗡嗡的说话声，我已经感觉到暴风雨就要来临了。胡老师的眼睛瞪得大大的，眉毛已经拧成一个结了，手紧握着小棍子。胡老师气势汹汹地向那个同学走去，用小棍子指着那个同学，我紧张得不敢睁开眼睛，谁知胡老师却瞬间改变风格，温柔地说：“安静！”那个同学立刻坐好，嘴角刚想往上翘。“放学留下来学坐！”胡老师及时补刀，那个同学立刻垂头丧气。
Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is discussing last problem. Who knows, again a classmate enjoys rule at the same time, introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher knits close brows immediately, eye glare is gotten greatly, look locking that classmate, resemble wanting to shoot wear that fellow student is same, extremely horrible. The small stick that she grasps prepares to hit out at any time it seems that. Her double goes, pointing to that classmate with small stick: “ classeses are over stay learn to sit! ” small stick is knocked eventually go up in the table, “ plays again! ” says, cheesy ground turns round, continue lecture.
胡老师正在讲最后一题。谁知，又有一个同学一边玩尺子，胡老师立刻皱紧眉头，眼睛瞪得大大的，目光锁紧那个同学，就像要射穿那个同学一样，恐怖极了。她紧握的小棍子似乎随时准备出击。她快步走过去，用小棍子指着那个同学：“放学留下来学坐！”小棍子终于敲在桌子上，“再玩！”说完，潇洒地回头，继续讲课。
She is us the mathematical teacher with interesting —— of very lovely “ stick Mr. ” .
她就是我们非常可爱的“棍子”老师——有趣的数学老师。
Liu Jun hopes
刘峻希
Our mathematical teacher, call introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher.
我们的数学老师，叫胡老师。
On mathematical class, ” of “ bang bang, I am enjoying rule with pleasure. Abrupt, I feel blast comes over to me, then the situation with the as sudden as lightning has seized a hand rule. I hit a shiver, raise a head, introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is taking him to grow long straightedge then, one not throat ground goggle at I. I am cautious ground pharynx a saliva, the heart thinks: Fork must not be made on my seat watch, must not! If hit fork to be about to punish,sit, if punish,sit to be able to ask old dad, if old father comes school think of with respect to meeting …… here, I hit again cold quiver. The teacher takes a stand quickly, do not forget goggle at of firm firm ground I, brow twists a “ plain ” word, I am afraid that she twists brow to be able to become a group really again really. At the moment, she still one not throat, in the classroom soundless, greatly “ Shan Yu is about to come the situation of ” of wind full building. Passed a little while, the brows that the teacher knits closely is extended eventually, take textbook, attend class afresh. I am carrying at a heat, spat slowly eventually come out. Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is thanked in the heart, had sat to set upright an ear at once, for fear that misses a word like, such, I spent mathematical tax finally 5 minutes.
数学课上，“啪啪”，我正津津有味地玩着尺子。突然，我感觉一阵风向我袭来，接着一只手以迅雷不及掩耳之势夺过尺子。我打了一个寒战，抬起头，胡老师正拿着他那长长的直尺，一声不吭地瞪着我。我小心翼翼地咽了一口唾沫，心想：千万不要在我的座位表上打叉，千万不要！如果打叉就要罚坐，如果罚坐就会请老爸，如果老爸来校就会……想到这儿，我又打了一个寒颤。老师迅速走回讲台，不忘狠狠地瞪着我，眉毛拧成一个“川”字，我真怕她再拧眉毛真会变成一个圈。此刻，她依然一声不吭，教室里静悄悄的，大有“山雨欲来风满楼”之势。过了一会儿，老师紧皱的眉头终于舒展开了，拿起课本，重新上课。我提着的一口气，终于徐徐地吐了出来。在心里谢谢胡老师，连忙坐好竖起耳朵，生怕错过一个字儿似的，就这样，我度过了数学课最后5分钟。
Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher very the emend that cares about us, everyday she can check last class our emend circumstance. If last are her class, the ability after she can ask we finish emend begins to write line of business, if till classes are over still half-baked emend, leave school of the ability after must be being finished. To sum up in a word: “ now thing, finish now ” , it is the ” of “ common fault of this person.
胡老师很在乎我们的订正，每天最后一节课她都会检查我们的订正情况。如果最后一节是她的课，她会要求我们完成订正后才能开始写作业，如果直至放学仍未完成订正，则必须完成后才能离校。一言以蔽之：“今日事、今日毕”，是此人的“通病”。
Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher, it is a good teacher that respects property really.
胡老师，真是一位敬业的好老师。
[joy of double-faced “ Mr. ” is much]
【“双面”老师欢乐多】
Li Jiayin
李佳茵
Mathematical teacher has a pitch-black hair, the eye like crescent moon, the most conspicuous on the face is to have two small bucktooth. She is a humorous person not only, still be a “ double-faced Mr. ” .
数学老师有一头乌黑的头发，月牙般的眼睛，脸上最显眼的就是有两颗小龅牙。她不仅是一个幽默的人，还是一个“双面”老师。
On mathematical class, indistinct hear someone speaking. “ you! Mr. ” introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad cried suddenly, we are complete ground of ” of class “ Shua turns to that classmate, I am feeling for this orderly movement secretly comical, looked sidelong at introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher subliminally, the brow that sees introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher only stood to pour “ 8 ” word, the eye is staring at that continuously to learn a period of time together continuously, ability face about is in blackboard delimited on the seat watch of that classmate a big “x” . “ is good, this problem, who will tell told ……” classroom to restore originally about, the brow of introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is extended again come, become even mood gentle, let a person also looked not to come out she just has the mark that has gotten angry.
数学课上，隐隐约约听到有人在讲话。“你！”胡老师突然喊了一声，我们全班“唰”地转向那个同学，我正为这整齐的动作感到暗自好笑，下意识地瞟了胡老师一眼，只见胡老师的眉毛竖成了倒“八”字，眼睛直直地盯着那同学好一阵子，才转身在黑板那位同学的座位表上划了一个大“x”。“好，这道题，谁来讲讲……”课堂恢复了原本的模样，胡老师的眉毛又舒展开来，连语气都变得平和，让人一点也看不出来她刚刚有生气过的痕迹。
Once playtime, introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher goes to me directly, carry my ear gently up, earnest ground says: “ attends class not to let me see this pen case later, otherwise I was taken away! I frighten ” not gently, the face is burning, fill in pen box into the drawer rapidly. Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher one face about, the fellow student that asks a question collect go up. Introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher is classmates smilingly to solve one by one again immediately: “ above all …… inscribes ……” Tian Na this, the teacher's face can become really fast, a little while earnest, a little while kind.
有一次课间，胡老师径直向我走来，轻轻地把我的耳朵向上一提，严肃地说：“以后上课别让我见到这个笔盒，不然我就拿走了啊！”我吓得不轻，脸火辣辣的，赶紧把笔盒塞进抽屉。胡老师一转身，问问题的同学便凑了上去。胡老师马上又笑容满面地一一为同学们解答：“首先……这道题……”天呐，老师的脸可变得真快，一会儿严肃，一会儿亲切。
Ah, introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad teacher can be “ really double-faced Mr. ” ah!
呵呵，胡老师可真是“双面”老师啊！