Have the nature that is a person, everybody loves to eat, but everybody ten million cannot gluttonous, this is an advice, otherwise you may follow me same awkwardness.
吃是人的天性，人人都爱吃，但是大家千万不能贪吃，这是一个忠告，否则你就可能会跟我一样尴尬。
Early in the morning at 8 o'clock, the sky is cloudy, resemble the smelly ditch near my home a bit, but my mood also is not turned over murkily a bit however is beautiful, because I should go,the restaurant around had a meal.
清早八点，天空阴沉，有点像我家附近的臭水沟，但我的心情却一点儿也不阴沉反倒是明媚的很，因为我要去附近的饭店吃饭了。
Arrived restaurant, we have a tiny bit of hesitation, begin to sign up for a meal directly, “ boss, come steamed bun of bubble of a bowl of beef. ” not a little while, meal end came up, appetizing beef, deserve to go up again fine the steamed bun silk that grows again, be too sweet really. I no longer him attend to figure, direct open configuration taking money, rapid settlement battle.
到了饭店，我们有一丝的犹豫，直接开始报饭，“老板，来一碗牛肉泡馍。”不一会儿，饭端上来了，香喷喷的牛肉，再配上又细又长的馍丝，真是太香了。我不再顾及自己的形象，直接开启了吃货形态，飞快的解决了战斗。
Good, eat be satiate, should go attending class, there are 10 thousand to not be willing in even if heart, I also must go, do not have method, this is every student's ineluctability destiny.
好了，吃算是吃饱了，该去上课了，纵使心中有一万个不愿意，我也得去，没办法，这是每个学生都无法逃避的命运。
“ is good, wei Shuhan was not late today, be worth to praise. ” enters a classroom, the teacher says me so, I heard this word, at a draught awkward, the teacher is boast after all what I will write a composition is early, still be in always is to be late before me spicily, dizzy, the teacher's word is interesting really.
“好，魏书涵今天没有迟到，值得表扬。”一进教室，老师就这样说我，我听了这话，一下子就尴尬了，老师到底是夸我来作文的早，还是在讽刺我以前总是迟到，晕，老师的话真的是有意思。
Attend class began, classmates are letting seriously, the teacher also is in saliva star child fly in disorder telling a class, but I feel abdomen has a few to ache however, it is to a moment ago had a meal for certain chili is put too much, do not run oneself mouth, just have present result, must be in charge of me later this piece of sneaking mouth, think in my heart.
上课开始了，同学们在认真听，老师也在唾沫星子乱飞的讲着课，但我却感到肚子有一些疼，肯定是刚才吃饭辣椒放太多了，管不住自己的嘴，才有现在的结果，以后一定要管住我这张不争气的嘴，我心里想。
But, this still does not calculate, I feel to there is one great round energy of life in his abdomen, bump in chaos, the feeling was about to explode, the …… fart that this appears in fokelore namely!
可是，这还不算完，我感觉自己的肚子里有一大团气，在乱撞，感觉就要爆炸了，难道这就是在传说中出现的……放屁！
I am dizzy, attend class fart, this is passed must not make person laugh dead, my brilliant figure must not be destroyed thoroughly, must keep back!
我晕，上课放屁，这传出去不得让人笑死，我的光辉形象不得彻底毁了，一定要忍住呀！
But this kind of thing can be not borne, finally, I am honest hold back did not live, put directly super big fart, immediately classmates laughed, my figure instant finish, classmates are acid still I say: “ is breathed out, you can be interesting really. ”
但是这种事情可不是能忍的，最后，我实在憋不住了，直接放了个超级大屁，顿时同学们都笑了起来，我的形象瞬间毁掉了，同学们还讽刺我说：“哈哈，你可真的是有意思。”
Alas, canal not Pull in your ears! , future trouble is boundless!
唉，管不住嘴，后患无穷啊！(文/魏书涵)