That is the night of a Zhou Er, I feel thirsty and intolerable in the evening, go the kitchen takes water to drink. Because do not want to alarm excellent person, did not open the lamp so. Inky night, stretch his hand not to see the five fingers, abrupt, I was tied by what thing, all but trip, fortunately I quick-witted helped a table up. I crouch next pick up that thing, be being felt is water bottle of a mineral spring so! Then I continue to go forth, suddenly a form emerges it is before, frighten so that I removed several conditions repeatedly, vertical stroke of fine hair on the human body rises. Produced a boom then, I special fear, but still hearten that thing is felt before going up, breathe out! It is false alarm so ah! That is haughty manner of a clothes, above because hanged too much dress, the boom can be given out only when dropping so. Then I had harvested clothes tree, continue to go forth. Suddenly a thing struck my head, what is that also cannot differentiating in darkness, then the ground extends my tottering hand, felt cautiously, frighten me one buttock sits to the ground, quiver all over. I touched a hair actually! Not be a few hairs, however the hair of full head! I in fluster am wanting to back down, result as it happens pulled those hairs, after be being pulled, just discover that is hairpiece! After placing hairpiece, ground of my shake with fear continues to go ahead, breathe out, took a kitchen eventually. Then my lamp the kitchen opens a composition, the one act before, frighten so that I am at a loss. Fall the knife on the ground, there still is “ bloodstain ” actually above! The neck that him move has been frightened stiff sees my twist all around, not any person, ground move wears my hardship I as if then the foot that hoisting jack is weighed, go like ” of bloodstain of “ of that one booth, feel an evil wind is blown from backside suddenly, I had turned round slowly to go, how was the window shut? Oh, think, before sleeping, I want to make a practical joke originally, gally one have the mother that will cook tomorrow morning, establish kitchen knife over the window then, the window did not close, ketchup of as it happens is put over. Such, wind whiff wants kitchen knife to come down to be able to come up against ketchup only, next dominoes effect, kitchen knife and ketchup can drop the ground. But the bureau that did not think of oneself are set really, enchanted oneself actually! Alas, oh, deceive oneself as well as others. I drink water swiftly rapidly on the bed that the ground ran back to me. Return me on the bed to return not yet recover from a fright, after-thought rises, just do that everything, however of Chi laughed.
那是一个周二的夜晚，晚上我感到口渴难耐，便去厨房拿水喝。因为不想惊动到家人，所以没有开灯。漆黑的夜晚，伸手不见五指，突然，我被一个什么东西绊了一下，差一点摔倒，幸好机智的我扶住了桌子。我蹲下捡起那个东西，一摸原来是一个矿泉水瓶啊！于是我继续往前走，突然一个身影浮现在眼前，吓得我连退了好几步，全身的汗毛竖起。接着发生了一声闷响，我非常害怕，但还是鼓起勇气上前摸了摸那个东西，呼！原来是虚惊一场啊！那是一个衣架子，上面因为挂了太多的衣服，所以掉下的时候只能发出一声闷响。于是我把衣架收好，继续往前走。突然有一个东西撞到了我的头，黑暗中也无法分辨那是什么，于是我颤巍巍地伸出手，小心翼翼地摸了一下，吓得我一屁股坐到了地上，浑身发抖。我竟然摸到了头发！不是几根头发，而是满头的头发！慌乱中的我正想后退，结果正好扯到了那些头发，拉下来之后才发现那是假发呀！把假发摆好后，我心惊胆战地继续向前走，呼，终于走到了厨房。于是我把厨房的灯打开作文，眼前的一幕，吓得我不知所措。一把刀落在地上，上面竟然还有“血迹”！我扭动着自己已经被吓得僵硬的脖子看了看四周，没有任何的人，我艰难地挪动着我那仿佛有千斤重的脚，像那一摊“血迹”走去，忽然觉得一阵阴风从背后吹来，我缓缓地回过头去，窗户怎么没有关上？哦，想起来了，睡觉前我本来想搞一个恶作剧，吓唬一下明早起来做饭的妈妈，于是就把菜刀立在了窗户那里，窗户没有关，正好番茄酱就放在那里。这样，风一吹只要菜刀一倒下来就会碰到番茄酱，然后多米诺效应，菜刀和番茄酱就都会掉到地上。但是真没想到自己设的局，竟然把自己都迷住了！唉，真是的，自欺欺人。我赶紧喝完水一溜烟地跑回了我的床上。回到床上的我还惊魂未定，回想起来，刚刚做的那一切，却又哧的一声笑了出来。
When eating breakfast in the morning the following day, mom speaks I, with respect to you that nods the little game in the kitchen, think can have you cheated your clever old Mom? Father with a ha also breathed out the ground to laugh.
第二天早上吃早饭的时候，妈妈调侃我，就你那点厨房里的小把戏，以为能骗过你聪明的老妈吗？爸爸也哈哈地笑了起来。
This answers the ” of fetch of “ midnight Jing that wants to make me find both funny and annoying namely, be “ kills a person to kill personal ” eventually really!
这就是一场回想起来令我哭笑不得的“午夜惊魂”，真是“害人终害己”呀！(文/李涵超)