The word says to be in period of the Warring States, one calls Na Guoxian strange person, he, won't play an ancient wind instrument originally. But their kingly —— neat Xuan Wangfei often likes to listen to a person to blow taro at that time, this king likes to listen to others to blow taro not only, and he is very exquisite ostentation and extravagance, like to listen to a lot of people to blow taro together, he is in palace group the band of a 300 people, return these musician people rich and generous pay and award.
话说在战国时期，有一个叫做南郭先生的人，他呢，本来是不会吹竽的。但是当时他们的国王——齐宣王非常喜欢听人吹芋，这个国王不仅喜欢听别人吹芋，而且他很讲究排场，喜欢听很多人一起吹芋，他在宫里组了一支300人的乐队，还给这些乐师们丰厚的报酬和奖励。
Very fast, this matter is in by the body outside palace south Guo is witting, his cudgel one's brains for runs neat announce king saw inside palace, boast oneself say: “ king! I can be an ace that play an ancient wind instrument, if you do not receive me, can regret not urgent! King of ” neat announce listens, glad extremely, as if one find out treasure, from now on Na Guoxian is unripe mix in the team, shake the body, swing the head, oblivious of oneself the earth's surface acts, just like a true Great Master that play an ancient wind instrument, king is a bit flaw did not see.
很快，此事便被身处宫外的南郭知晓了，他绞尽脑汁跑到宫内见到了齐宣王，吹嘘自己说：“大王啊！我可是一个吹竽高手啊，如果您不收我，会后悔莫急的！”齐宣王一听，欣喜万分，如获至宝，从此南郭先生混在队伍里，摇晃身体，摆动头部，忘我地表演，宛如一名真正的吹竽大师，国王是一点儿破绽都没看出来。
such, south Guo is recumbent cheat king took rich and generous stake, he is so happy that he resemble 300 jins fat person, reduced weight suddenly many jins 100, lie on the bed so excited that enter Mian hard.
就这样，南郭靠着蒙骗国王拿到了丰厚的奖金，他开心得像300斤的胖子，突然减肥到了100多斤，躺在床上激动得难以入眠。
As time elapse, guo is mixed in south pass extremely happily in Gong Li, do not cross good times don't last long, neat announce king died.
随着时间的流逝，南郭混在在宫里过得无比快乐，不过好景不长，齐宣王去世了。
His son succeeded the kingship of neat announce king, he and his father likes to listen to a person to play an ancient wind instrument euqally, but king of his son neat likes to listen to single person to perform full marks however / achieve.
他的儿子继承了齐宣王的王位，他和他的爸爸一样喜欢听人吹竽，可他的儿子齐湣王却喜欢听单人演满分/奏。
This day of morning, gentle breeze slowly, willow is supple, warm sunshine was aspersed come down, mr Guo feels extremely satisfied south, he is striding lively pace to come to palace, preparation blows an ancient wind instrument to listen to new king.
这天早晨，微风徐徐，杨柳依依，温暖的阳光洒了下来，南郭先生感到无比惬意，他迈着轻快的步伐来到了王宫，准备吹竽给新国王听。
Over old hall, a hush, the sound of be born of the leaf outside linking a window can hear, see the king that stands on old hall only, hold one's head high the ground that hold out a bosom says: You do not blow “ together, make a noise dead, still blow carefreely one by one comfortable, ask everybody to blow me one by one to listen later. ” musician people active practice begins after knowing, want to be before new king distinguish oneself. Only south Guo Yi listens, resemble an ants on a hot pan urgently, brow immediately slouch come down, hit in the heart beat.
大堂之上，一片肃静，连窗外树叶落地的声音都能听见，只见站在大堂之上的大王，昂首挺胸地说：“你们不要一起吹，吵死了，还是一个一个吹来得悠然自在，以后请所有人一个一个的吹给我听。”乐师们知道后都开始积极练习，想在新大王面前大显身手。只有南郭一听，急得像热锅上的蚂蚁，眉毛立刻耷拉了下来，心里打起了鼓。
” of that “ solo resembles is large network of a piece of close windtight, it is dead deathtrap south what Guo dies to death is tired was in over there, a bit cannot move, waiting for that fierce and cruel bolo to fall only. Guo Fang Buddha saw him face of executioner devils go south, the bolo silver in his hand sparkles solely, sharp and clinking, show ghastly cold light, your person was hit cold quiver. Listen to make fall only, the knife since the hand falls, poll depart blood 4 splash ……
那一声“独奏”就像是一张密不透风的大网，它死死地把南郭死死的困在了那里，丝毫动弹不得，只等着那凶残的大刀落下。南郭仿佛看到了刽子手凶神恶煞的朝自己走来，他手里的大刀银光闪闪、锋利无比，露出阴森的寒光，令人打了个冷颤。只听一声令下，手起刀落，人头分离鲜血四溅……
South Guo Yi Zhen Duo Suo, the hand is not self-conscious feel a neck, “ is not bad, not bad, still be in, still be in ……” he stealthily sweep all around, in a desperate situation of in a state of anxiety, cleared away baggage to run away rapidly.
南郭一阵哆嗦，手不自觉的摸了摸脖子，“还好，还好，还在，还在……”他悄悄环视了一眼四周，惶惶不可终日，赶紧收拾行李逃走了。(文/肖新洋)