It is good that everybody takes “ the position! ’ of collect of jest of wrongly written or mispronounced characters of ‘ new edition is fresh give heat! ”
“大家坐好位置啦！‘新版错别字笑话集’新鲜出炉啦！”
Jest the first chapter: “ his mom one's voice in speech of 36 years old of ……” just fell today, gave out in class with a ha breath out haing haing ……” like the laugh “ like explosion what ghost ah! His mom today 36 years old, tomorrow with respect to 37 years old, ah! he thinks his mom often goes so quickly so!
笑话第一章：“他的妈妈今天36岁……”话音刚落，班级里发出了像爆炸般的笑声“哈哈哈哈……”什么鬼啊！***妈今天36岁，明天就37岁，一天一岁啊！难道他那么想***妈那么快老去啊！
The 2nd chapter came to jest again: “ this is the mother with large remaining part, she gave how many painstaking effort for the family! ” at this moment, everybody laugh gets more vigorously: “ is breathed out! ‘ end ’ is big, his mom tail is very big really, be squirrel or vulpine essence? ” has some of classmate laugh to must begin to take a table.
笑话第二章又来了：“这就是尾大的母亲，她为家庭付出了多少心血！”这时，大家笑得更起劲：“哈哈！‘尾’大，***妈尾巴真的好大，是松鼠还是狐狸精啊？”有些同学笑得都开始拍桌子了。
As everybody's laugh, the teacher showed again more make laugh joke: “ my right hand holds bottle, left hand grasps body, hot hand flowed from bottle. ” everybody laughs alouder, whole building is surrounding almost our laugh. “ heated up a hand to flow from bottle. He drinks ” everyday hot hand, what install in bottle is hot hand, there also is hot hand in aqueduct, drink a hand everyday, not disgusting? And still be a composition of 1000 hands avalokitesvara.
随着大家的笑声，老师又出示了更搞笑的笑话：“我右手抓住瓶把，左手抓住瓶身，热手从瓶子里流了出来。”大家笑得更大声了，整栋楼差不多都环绕着我们的笑声。“热手从瓶子里流了出来。”他每天都喝热手，瓶子里装的是热手，水道里也装着热手，每天喝手，不恶心吗？而且还是个千手观音作文呢。
“ asks ’ of safety belt of big genealogical good ‘ , this is jest of the last wrongly written or mispronounced characters, do not fall on the ground, I begin to say! Li Qing's classmate on 5 grade book the first article " this is me " begin: My name cries plum bed, today 11 years old. Below 5 grade book the first article " my autobiography " begin: My name calls Li Bai, this year 12 years old. ” hears ” of “ Li Bai these two words, everybody laughs at collapse again, some people had not fastened ” of good “ safety belt to fall on the ground to laugh really, make a few times rise not to come repeatedly, and some people were in on the table laugh, laugh so that abdomen aches, some people laughed at tear. This is absurd argument really, is Li Bai to pass through? Became a child from the poet? This is unreasonable! Still have plum bed, smooth ” of the bright moon before “ bed, li Bai writes this poem, go up composition and issue composition to have correlation very much!
“请大家系好‘安全带’，这是最后一个错别字笑话，别倒在地上，我开始说喽！李庆同学五年级上册第一篇文章《这就是我》开头：我的名字叫李床，今天11岁。五年级下册第一篇文章《我的自传》开头：我的名字叫李白，今年12岁。”听到“李白”这两个字，大家又笑崩了，有些人还真没系好“安全带”倒在地上笑，连叫几声都起不来，而有些人叭在了桌子上笑，笑得肚子都疼，有些人都笑出了眼泪。这真是奇谈，李白是穿越了吗？从诗人变成了一个小孩？这不合理啊！还有李床，“床前明月光”，这诗是李白写的，上册作文和下册作文好有关联啊！
Some wrongly written or mispronounced characters can destroy a word, some wrongly written or mispronounced characters can destroy a paragraph of whole word, and some wrongly written or mispronounced characters can destroy whole implied meaning!
有些错别字会毁一句话，有些错别字会毁一整段话，而有些错别字则会毁整篇文章啊！
Heard these joke, I feel that I must write wrongly written or mispronounced characters less as far as possible later, eliminate wrongly written or mispronounced characters, we should do a fellow student that grows in wrongly written or mispronounced characters.
听了这些笑话，我觉得以后得尽量少写错别字，消灭错别字，我们要做一个在错别字中成长的同学。