Mom net bought a few food, express is put in downstair small shop, mom lets me take.
妈妈网购了一些菜，快递放在了楼下小商店，妈妈让我去拿。
My scamper about comes to the shop, say to salesman aunt: “ takes Gu Xiaojing's course please. ” salesman aunt examined say: “ feels embarrassed, there is Gu Xiaojing's name in our bill. I listen to ” muddled, this is incorrect, express mislay?
我蹦蹦跳跳来到商店，对售货员阿姨说：“请拿一下贾晓静的菜。”售货员阿姨查看了一下说：“不好意思，我们的单子里没有贾晓静的名字。”我一听懵了，这不对呀，难道快递放错地方了？
I am forced empty-handed goes upstairs reply mom, it is very strange also that mom listens, open a mobile phone to look to me. I look, , so the net name that mom uses ” of “ beans beans is bought. Then I went down again, the mom before be being faced enjoins my dish to be in the cabinet.
我只好空手上楼回复妈妈，妈妈一听也很奇怪，打开手机给我看。我一看，嗐，原来是妈妈用“豆豆”的网名买的。于是我又下去了，临走前妈妈嘱咐我菜在柜子里。
I come 2 times to the shop, said net name of mom to that aunt, the aunt lets myself take. Can be full marks / I turned over the cabinet that assembles snacks, connect a dish leaf to also did not see. Then I ran again, ask mom is how to return a responsibility after all. Mom is a bit impatient: “ how is this likely? So dot thing also does not do, good, this I go down to search. ”
我二次来到商店，对那个阿姨说了妈妈的网名，阿姨让我自己去柜子里拿。可是满分/我把装零食的柜子都翻了一遍，连个菜叶也没看见。于是我又跑了回去，问妈妈到底是怎么回事。妈妈有点不耐烦了：“这怎么可能？这么点事儿也办不成，好吧，这次我下去找。”
Mom came back very quickly, there is one bag course in the hand: How do you do “ ? So marked green cabinet, how were you found? ” my suddenly be enlightened, original dish is put in the green case on the side of snacks ark, I search in snacks ark, like buying carrot to drugstore with small white hare, which all one's life can be found?
妈妈很快回来了，手里提着一袋子菜：“你怎么搞的？那么醒目的绿柜子，你怎么没找到？”我恍然大悟，原来菜放在零食柜旁边的绿箱子里，我在零食柜里找，就跟小白兔到药店买胡萝卜一样，哪辈子能找到呢？
You see this thing much awkwardness. Hope to see my article can not learn me, everything should change mind, otherwise, take an express to be not taken, grown do not become waste material?
你看这事儿多尴尬。希望看到我文章的你可别学我，凡事要动脑子，否则，拿个快递都拿不成，长大不成废物了？(文/王仲勋)