This morning, I awake to smell flavour of a smoke. Hey, I do not want to know, it is old father was smoking again for certain, old Mom most be fed up with old father smoking, look today's world war wants to erupt again.
今天早上，我一醒来就闻到一股烟味。哎，我不想都知道，肯定是老爸又在抽烟了，老妈最讨厌老爸抽烟，看来今天的世界大战又要爆发了。
I awake took aim old Mom, actually old Mom has not waked. I hastily stealthily go to the side of old father, remind in a low voice say: “ old father, can not blame me to did not remind you, did not smoke, slow-witted meeting old Mom woke to see you smoke, awaited you to be able to be over in those days. ” did not think of old father replies disapprovingly actually: What is “ afraid of, was over, even if be scolded, I also won't blame you, you are at ease sleep your become aware go. ” hey, my old father should be over, I can'ted help sighing at a heat, mount a bed stealthily to continued to sleep again. Blast a smoke flavour for a long time do not come loose, diffusing in air, see this look, the war can erupt at any time.
我醒来瞄了一眼老妈，竟然老妈还没醒。我急忙悄悄的走到老爸身边，小声地提醒说：“老爸，你可别怪我没提醒你，别抽烟了，呆会儿老妈醒了看到你抽烟，那时候你可就完了。”没想到老爸竟然不以为然地回答道：“怕什么，完了就完了，就算被骂，我也不会怪你的，你放心睡你的觉去吧。”哎，我的老爸要完了，我不由得叹了一口气，又悄悄地爬上床继续睡觉了。阵阵烟味久久不散，在空气中弥漫着，看这样子，战争随时会爆发。
Passed a little while, old Mom also woke, the appearance that I pretend to just wake up hits a yawn, the hand that sees old Mom stretch oneself only just arrived to halt in the air. Perceive incorrect interest, nose of her shock shock, jump down a bed immediately, had dressed up the room that comes to old father, see old father edge brushs the appearance that shakes the smoking side sound, immediately fly into a rage, eye glare is gotten big full marks / round, the eye that is like her can commit murder like, in the mouth can ejective fire. The old father that smoking finds incorrect interest, had turned the head will look, old father stays there immediately, of anxiously look at old Mom, helpless also smokily encircles the smoke in the hand. Old Mom immediately loudly growl path: You are in “ again smoking, say of ” old father: “ wife, have ability we will compare, compare make food, I won, after you but cannot be in charge of me again. ” old Mom is unwilling also give the impression of weakness: “ is compared compare, who is afraid of! ”
过了一会儿，老妈也醒了，我假装才睡醒的样子打个哈欠，只见老妈伸懒腰的手刚到半空中就停住了。察觉到不对劲，她耸耸鼻子，立马跳下床，打扮好来到老爸的房间，看到老爸边刷抖音边抽烟的样子，立刻火冒三丈，眼睛瞪得又大满分/又圆，好像她的眼睛能杀人似的，嘴里能喷出火。在抽烟的老爸感觉到不对劲，转过头来一看，老爸立刻呆在那里，眼巴巴的看着老妈，手里的烟也无奈地冒着烟圈。老妈立刻高声吼道：“你又在抽烟，”老爸说道：“老婆，有本事我们来比一比，就比做菜，我赢了，你以后可不能再管我。”老妈也不甘示弱：“比就比，谁怕谁！”
Say, old father old Mom acts immediately, not a little while, they had been done. Carry the food that has made to me together before, in chorus says: “ asks a commissioner to sample. I take ” chopstick, sampling slowly, the food that mom makes acerbity bright, the food that father makes is too salty. I announce “ , mom triumph ” . Father is emulative still, continue to be there chicanery wears: “ inequity, you are prejudicial ……”
说完，老爸老妈立刻行动起来，不一会儿，他们都做好了。把做好的菜一起端到我的面前，齐声说：“请评委品尝。”我拿起筷子，慢慢地品尝着，妈妈做的菜又酸又爽，爸爸做的菜太咸了。“我宣布，妈妈获胜”。爸爸还不服输，继续在那儿狡辩着：“不公平，你偏心……”
“ inequity, inequitable, you are prejudicial obviously your mom, this is inequitable. ” is returned in this home not calm, the sound of mom example father continues to transmit: Can “ smoke eat when the meal? What you go up personally is secondhand the organ becomes 3 hands quickly ……” sitting room continues resound is worn their hubbub.
“不公平，不公平，你明明就是偏心***妈，这不公平。”这个家里还未平静下来，妈妈训爸爸的声音继续传来：“烟能当饭吃吗？你身上的二手器官都快成三手的了……”客厅继续回荡着他们的吵闹声。(文/盛鐘漫)