Breath out! Everybody is good, I and everybody share a stupid shit about I and exercise today, often think, it is to regret really unceasingly.
哈喽！大家好，今天我和大家分享一件关于我和作业的糗事，每每想起来，真的是后悔不已。
That day, our teacher was angry, you can want to know the mood of our teacher says to change as the day June, suddenly turn hostile is faster than turning over a book. As a result of us the composition of the midterm was not written good, the teacher got angry, took 5 compositions to us. I think this composition so much, be written in the evening! I am pushed push again, blinked in the evening, this composition must be written.
那一天，我们老师发怒了，你可要知道我们老师的心情如同六月的天说变就变，变脸比翻书还快。由于我们期中考试的作文没写好，老师生气了，就给我们留了五篇作文。我想这作文这么多，晚上写吧！我一推再推，一眨眼到了晚上，这作文不得不写了。
I am forced to begin to write, the first not bad, my brushstroke brushstroke, serious ground is written. When be being written to the 2nd, the hand is acerbity also, the eye also was spent, yawn reaching the sky, the molar after I am being bitten also is written. Went to the 3rd when, be irresolute when firmness is needed, can not write well really. I stress the first stroke of a Chinese character again, also did not know to write some of what thing, this I estimate is the exercise on paste, this changes brushstroke, that repairs brushstroke, anyway I wrote again. Then, I wrote those two with same method again. My heart thinks: This teacher, tired dead I, the hand is written quickly abandoned, you leave so much unexpectedly. Write had arrived late night, I slept, do not have a word overnight.
我只好开始写，第一篇还好，我一笔一画，认认真真地写。写到第二篇的时候，手也酸了，眼也花了，哈欠连天，我咬着后槽牙也写完了。到了第三篇的时候，手软了，真的不可以好好写了。我又抓起笔，也不知道写了些什么东西，这一次我估计是糊上的作业，这改一笔，那修一画，反正我又写完了一篇。接着，我又以同样的方法写完了那两篇。我心想：这老师，累死我了，手都快写废了，你竟留这么多。写完已经到了深夜，我就睡觉了，一夜无话。
Arrived the following day, I rise 7:54, my rapidly spurn quilt, put on the dress, throw the book in satchel, run to toilet, with towel a, full marks / it is with tooth brush in the mouth disclose a few, go straight towards the school with Liu Xiang's speed, little imagine yesterday hind 3 compositions entered catastrophe ……
到了第二天，我起来都7点54分了，我飞快地踢开被子，穿上衣服，把书扔到书包里，跑到卫生间，用毛巾一抹，满分/用牙刷在嘴里捅了几下，以刘翔的速度奔去学校，殊不知昨天的后三篇作文闯了大祸……
Will to the school make work, to class of the 3rd Chinese when, the teacher says: ” comes on “XXX, I see teacher face sink be like water, brows tightens a lock, still push the spectacles that pushs bridge of the nose to go up from time to time, my heart thinks: Is this how? I 3 paces stop the ground to be on dais. If laying a teacher, this can come, opened as reservoir: You see “ your composition is written into what, the ‘ of ’ of ‘ unknown to public hears ’ , write into ‘ midge ‘ , still have ’ of ‘ precautions averts perils, I had said how many times word of ‘ equipment ’ , you still are written into ‘ cup ’ , you have a cup to do not have hardship! The ‘ that still this ‘ ate meal ’ pauses ’ word, write into ‘ ton ’ , does your be able to eat go? Still have ……” respecting this, the classmate below, had laughed get rock, some laughs so that roll about on the ground, some classmates laugh continuously to beat a table even, also hold off even the schoolgirl the mouth to be being stolen happy. My darling! Did not think of wrongly written or mispronounced characters was troubled by so yock word. Later, the teacher still made a telephone call to my mom. After I think I come home, meet with surely the pay of mixed double ah.
来到学校交了作业，到第三节语文课的时候，老师说：“XXX上来”，我一看老师面沉似水，眉头紧锁，还时不时推推鼻梁上的眼镜，我心想：这是怎么了？我三步一停地走上讲台。这一下老师的话可就来了，如同水库打开了：“你看看你的作文写成什么了，‘默默无闻’的‘闻’，写成了‘蚊‘，还有‘有备无患’，我说过了多少次‘备’字，你还写成了‘杯’，你有个杯子就没有忧患啦！还有这个‘吃了一顿饭’的‘顿’字，写成了‘吨’，你吃得下去吗？还有……”说到这，下面的同学，已经笑得前仰后合了，有的笑得在地上打滚，有的同学甚至笑得直敲桌子，就连女生也挡住嘴偷着乐。我的乖乖啊！没想到错别字闹了这么个大笑话。后来，老师还给我的妈妈打了电话。我想我回家后必遭男女混合双打的待遇啊。
To incident of this wrongly written or mispronounced characters, I repent unceasingly, since then, I just realize: Classmates, work must want serious ah, absolutely is not gotten cursorily!
对于这次错别字事件，我懊悔不已，从那以后，我才意识到：同学们，做事必须要认真啊，万万马虎不得啊！(文/李纪霖)