The Christian era 52022, noiseless universe transmitted a cry.
公元52022年，寂静的宇宙传来了一阵阵哭声。
"I also am not former model again, toot -- " earthly shout is worn. Before 300 thousand years, it is the star in solar system, the reason is very simple, there is life on its body! The composition side the brook of Chan Chan on fawn lamb drinks water, there is old lion on the prairie running, much better! However, after the mankind appears cleverer and cleverer, had learned cultivate land, use fire, hunt, this makes the earth frailer and frailer.
“我再也不是原来的样子了，呜呜呜——”地球嚷嚷着。在30万年前，它是太阳系里的明星，原因很简单，它身上有生命！潺潺的小溪边上有小鹿小羊喝水，草原上有大狮子在奔跑，多好！然而，人类出现后越来越聪明，已经学会了种地、使用火、打猎，这使地球越来越虚弱。
The Christian era 1900, the mankind became from mutual fencing make a gun each other, from cast cobble to become each other cast a nucleus to play each other, from chopped a tree to turn quarry into oil. If the earth is a person, it is not the cold is having a fever namely. In the Christian era 52022, the mankind can have made the rocket of nuclear power, martian moon is informal went up, flotsam is thrown into the sea however, pollute an environment. The earth also was overcome again, ask other heavenly bodies to help. Venus says: "Be to there is clever mankind on your body? How can you become this model? " the earth says: "Still that group of mankinds do not kill me. " other heavenly body Wen Feng come, jupiter slowly, saturn is shaking group of part of speech comes, the famousest Uranus doctor sidewards boils. After Uranus comes over, checked one time to earthly inside and outside, say: "Your disease can have been treated without medicine, hotshot art excision, or can hope human disappear stops only. Or can hope human disappear stops only..
公元1900年，人类从相互击剑变成了相互打枪，从相互投石子变成了相互投核弹，从砍树变成了采石油。如果地球是一个人，它不是感冒就是在发烧。在公元52022年，人类已经能做出核动力的火箭，火星月球随便上了，废料却扔进大海里，污染环境。地球再也受不了了，就请其他的星球帮忙。金星说：“你身上不是有聪明的人类吗？怎么会变成这个样子？”地球说：“还不是那群人类把我害的。”其他的星球闻风赶来，木星慢吞吞的，土星摇着呼啦圈赶来，最有名的天王星大夫横着滚过来。天王星过来后，给地球里里外外检查了一番，说：“你的病已经无药可治了，只能手术切除，要不然就只能希望人类消停下来了。”
Now, we return there's still time to save a world, pass tens of thousands of years again, perhaps the mankind wants really ruined.
现在，我们还来得及救回地球，再过几万年，也许人类就真的要灭亡了。