This summer, I produced the job of a belly laugh making a person, let me forget hard now, that catchs midge fun namely.
今年夏天，我发生了一件令人捧腹大笑的事，让我现在都难以忘记，那就是捉蚊趣事。
Remember one day, I discover the person drank bender drunk, then I think: Mosquito by gush alcohol, can drunk? Then, I put alcohol watering can in ark of the head of a bed before go to bed, was asleep like piggy next.
记得有一天，我发现人喝了酒会醉，那我想：蚊子被喷了酒精，会不会醉呢？于是，我在上床睡觉前把酒精喷壶放在床头柜，然后像小猪一样睡着了。
Abrupt, I experienced somebody to kiss me readily, I sleep lightly from inside the dream come over. It is a gallinipper so. I am then black lamp feels ark of the head of a bed, carrying alcohol watering can, press pushbutton, forward dark " brush brush " ground gush goes. Unexpectedly the spout of watering can unexpectedly him face, I by gush one neck. Mosquito does not have malty wine, I am fast malty. The alcohol erase that then I take paper towel to get on the neck rapidly.
突然，我感受到有人亲了我一口，我从梦中惊醒过来。原来是一只大蚊子。于是我黑着灯摸到床头柜，提着酒精喷壶，按下按钮，朝着黑暗“刷刷”地喷去。不料喷壶的喷口居然朝自己，我被喷了一脖子。蚊子没喝醉酒，我倒是快喝醉了。于是我赶紧拿纸巾把脖子上的酒精擦掉。
I turn on the lamp, look for a mosquito wholeheartedly. Search ah search, mosquito resembles hidden from view like the body, I also did not see even its sign. I think: Searched a long time to also was not found, I went on strike. Then I am gotten into again by the nest, shut the lamp, preparing to sleep, I hear side side to be transmitted again " buzz " sound, then my spank is patted go up in the face, feel with the hand, rejoice secretly: Hit the mark!
我打开灯，专心致志地找起蚊子来。找啊找，蚊子像隐了身似的，我连它的影子也没看到。我想：找了半天也没找到，我罢工了。于是我又钻进被窝，关上灯，正准备睡觉，我又听到耳边传来“嗡嗡”的声音，于是我一巴掌拍在脸上，用手一摸，暗自庆幸：打中了！
Ground of my to walk gingerly comes to toilet, open faucet gently, wash mosquito from the hand, walked along a room cautiously to go to bed again next. I think: Work so should have patience, can not finish at a draught.
我蹑手蹑脚地来到卫生间，轻轻地打开水龙头，把蚊子从手上洗掉，然后又小心翼翼地走回房间上床睡觉了。我想：原来做事要有耐心，不是一下子就可以完成的。