I love my division, love him do laugh, love his wisdom, the Yin Qing that loves him is errant. He is teacher of my elementary school science, one gets strange master. Hold the post of days to elapse hurriedly, he is fresh all the time in the memory that the ground keeps in me, bring me infinite joy.
我爱我师，喜爱他的搞笑，喜爱他的智慧，喜爱他的阴晴不定。他就是我的小学科学老师，一个搞怪大师。任时光匆匆流逝，他一直鲜活地存在我的记忆里，带给我无限欢乐。
There is a mole below his mouth, always be one pair makes the face that laugh. When the first day attends class, he asks what we are to his the first impression. There was ghost of a make trouble to stand on our class say: Mr. “ , I want to ask you, you are the person that circus wagon still is an acrobatics team, how so antic like? ” our nickname for Wu Yong stood to ask about: Mr. “ is the mole below your mouth what to meaning there is? Mr. ”“ , why are you always a pair of thief laugh? Mr. ”“ ! Teacher, teacher, teacher! He is laughing at ” to cry stop, say: Teacher of problem of “ so much replies impossibly at a draught, teacher choose answer of a problem.
他嘴巴下面有一颗痣，总是一副搞笑的面孔。第一天上课的时候，他问我们对他的第一印象是什么。我们班上有一个捣蛋鬼站了起来说道：“老师，我想问你，你是马戏团的还是杂技团的人，怎么这么像一个小丑呢？”我们的智多星站了起来问到：“老师你嘴巴下面的痣是有什么含义吗？”“老师，你为什么总是一副贼兮兮的笑啊？”“老师！老师，老师，老师！”他笑着喊停，说：“这么多问题老师不可能一下子回答，老师呢选择一个问题回答。
Then I tell you me to the mole below mouth has what meaning. This mole ah call wisdom mole, the teacher does not want to this mole can be licked when giving the answer, recall the answer at a draught. After student of ” whole class listens, explode laugh at a pot of porridge-a complete mess, somebody laugh bent a waist, somebody covered the mouth, somebody glare became round eye, somebody is taking a table, also the classmate is envied so that wish oneself how long such a few wisdom mole, the head need not be scratched to flinch when so feigned course of study takes an exam ear, cudgel one's brains for.
那我告诉你们我嘴巴下面的痣有什么含义呢。这颗痣啊叫智痣，老师想不出答案的时候就会舔一下这颗痣，一下子就想出答案了。”全班学生听完之后，爆笑成一锅粥，有人笑弯了腰，有人捂住了嘴，有人瞪圆了眼睛，有人拍着桌子，也有同学羡慕得恨不得自己多长几颗这样的智痣，这样做作业考试的时候就不用搔头挠耳，绞尽脑汁了。
When still remembering bout attends scientific class, a classmate sleeps greatly avowedly before the teacher's face. Knowing was last night what exercise writes is too late did not sleep good, or game was hit last night too late, anyhow is possible. The teacher is not angry also, just taking a book to explaining knowledge to maintain his composure at the same time at the same time at the same time the ground steps down dais. Of adjacent desk see with the party situation is bad, bumped into his shoulder with composition arm ancon secretly, the purpose wakes him up, use without what however, arrive instead let him shout disgustedly to rise: What does “ do, did not see father is sleeping, make a noise what is noisy! ” a bit was not aware catastrophe will come.
还记得有一回上科学课的时候，有一个同学当着老师的面公然大睡。不知是昨晚作业写的太晚没睡好，还是昨晚游戏打到太晚了，总之都有可能吧。老师也不生气，只是一边拿着书一边讲解着知识一边不动声色地走下讲台。邻桌的同党见势不妙，偷偷用作文胳膊肘撞了一下他的肩膀，企图叫醒他，然而并没有什么用，反到让他厌烦地嚷了起来：“干什么，没看到老子在睡觉，吵什么吵！”丝毫没有察觉大祸将至。
The teacher goes silently behind him, fishily takes the side the mineral water that places on the table, cap of to turn on, lift bottle go up in his the top of head, come over bottle silently, water was in at a draught on his head, inpour in his neck, after one second passes, he regained consciousness. See the classic that is a teacher, dare anger not dare character, be forced to swing the drip that swings a head to go up, swing throw a hair. Station of teacher simperingly ground is looking at him beside him, laugh: Did “ awake? Went to which fool around last night, overnight not Mian! So tired, otherwise wants me to have to you a piece of bed, put quilt and pillow incidentally, let you sleep well shut-eye? We look at ” this mischief of the teacher, jing stays again, want to laugh not dare, exert all one's strength hold back is worn, still couldn't help really finally, laugh at gush. This is born to also dare not sleep greatly avowedly on classroom again after.
老师默默地走到他身后，面无表情地拿起桌子上摆的矿泉水，拧开盖子，将瓶子举在他头顶上，默默地将瓶子倒过来，水一下子倒在了他的头上，流进了他的脖子里，他一秒过后便清醒了。一看是老师的杰作，敢怒不敢言，只好甩甩头上的水珠，甩甩头发。老师皮笑肉不笑地站在他身边望着他，笑道：“醒来了？昨晚到哪鬼混去了，一夜未眠啊！这么困，要不要我去给你备一张床，顺便放上被子和枕头，让你好好睡一觉？”我们看着老师的这场恶作剧，又惊又呆，想笑又不敢，使劲憋着，最后还是实在忍不住了，笑喷了。以后此生再也不敢在课堂上公然大睡了。
This is us that Yin Qing does the scientific teacher that laughs at king erratically, this never makes our student save worry total however can let the teacher that our to one's heart's content laughs.
这就是我们那个阴晴不定的搞笑大王的科学老师，这个从不让我们学生省心却总能让我们开怀大笑的老师。
On the road that wades to learn busily in junior high school, loiter around not before, now and then in book hill the after-thought in inscribing the sea removes this to do strange teacher, corners of the mouth can'ts help going up raise 45 degrees. Although I present encounter again great difficulty, again big blow, always also can do not have a heart to do not have lobar ground to wipe dry tear after face about with respect to Homeric laughter, it is to get probably the influence of this teacher. Study is sufferred from again again tired, the life is again busy or else if meaning, laugh to always be compared had cried. Laugh see life, laughing to speak oneself, laughing to take the route that oneself choose, it is better to always shedding a tear to climb than on bended knees. Thank my teacher!
跋涉在初中繁忙的学习之路上，踯躅不前，偶尔在书山题海中回想起这位搞怪老师，嘴角不由得就上扬45度。现在的我即使遇到再大困难，再大的打击，也总是会没心没肺地在转身之后抹干眼泪就放声大笑，或许是深受这位老师的影响。学习再苦再累，生活再忙再不如意，笑总比哭好。笑看人生，笑着调侃自己，笑着走完自己选择的路，总比跪着流着泪爬完更好吧。感谢我的恩师！(文/丁佳蕾)