Since Western Paradise go on a pilgrimage for Buddhist scriptures, the Sun Wu of ” of mahatma of neat day of the “ that be called is empty all the day idle watchs TV in the home, take bubble side, sleep lie-in.
自从西天取经以后，被称为“齐天大圣”的孙悟空整天闲在家里看电视，吃泡面，睡懒觉。
Time passes really quickly, blinked to arrive 21 centuries. This day, sun Wu is too dull really for nothing, go out to ramble, this rambles but disastrous: Sun Wu just went into the street for nothing, was surrounded to watch by everybody. Sun Wu thinks for nothing is him too handsome, ability can be surrounded to watch, placed a few model. Who knows people sound to become bigger. Knowing is who cried: “ this a very ugly person is too ugly! ” everybody is eristic in succession, say Sun Wu sky is too ugly. Sun Wu listened for nothing, very sad, change smoke to answer.
时间过得真快啊，一眨眼就到了21世纪了。这一天，孙悟空实在是太无聊了，便出去逛了逛，这一逛可不得了：孙悟空刚一上街，就被众人围观了。孙悟空以为是他太帅了，才会被围观，就摆了几个造型。谁知人们声音变得更大了。不知是谁喊了一声：“这个丑八怪太丑了吧！”众人议论纷纷，都说孙悟空太丑了。孙悟空听了，非常伤心，化成烟回。
The following day, 8 give up should come to the pig of 2 junior fellow apprentice that he hears of him see him. Sun Wu is mad with joy for nothing, he thinks: Did not see for ages, can he turn what into appearance? Abrupt, a brilliant and cheesy gent came. Go asking on Sun Wu sky: “ who are you? Elder brother of ”“ Great Master, don't you know me? ”“ you, be a pig 8 give up composition? ”“ is of course. 8 give up pick ” pig next sunglasses say. Sun Wu asks again for nothing: How do you meet “ so handsome? I go to ”“ face-lifting ah! Can you take ”“ do I go? ”“ of course. ” such, 8 give up are taking the pig Sun Wu is empty to beauty parlour set out.
第二天，他听说他的二师弟猪八戒要来看他。孙悟空欣喜若狂，他想：好久都没见了，他会变成啥样呢？突然，一个英俊潇洒的绅士来了。孙悟空上去问道：“你是谁？”“大师兄，你难道不认识我了吗？”“你，是猪八戒吗作文？”“当然是。”猪八戒摘下墨镜说道。孙悟空又问道：“你怎么会这么帅呢？”“我去整容了呀！”“你能带我去吗？”“当然了。”就这样，猪八戒带着孙悟空向美容院进发了。
After going to beauty parlour, the cosmetologist says for nothing to Sun Wu: “ if you should become like the pig if 8 give up are brilliant in that way and cheesy, must want fade wool. ” Sun Wu is empty to become handsome, agreed. The cosmetologist makes Sun Wu empty lie a machine, listen to “ Ka ” only, also did not have even one root hair on Sun Wu empty body. The cosmetologist lets Sun Wu empty sometime do facial ministry hairdressing again.
到了美容院之后，美容专家对孙悟空说：“如果你要变得像猪八戒那样英俊潇洒的话，必须要褪毛。”孙悟空为了变帅，就答应了。美容专家让孙悟空躺上一个机器，只听“咔”一声，孙悟空身上连一根毛也没有了。美容专家让孙悟空改天再来做脸部美容。
This day, sun Wu is shopping for nothing, hear someone cries suddenly: “ helps, have monster! He flies to ” to the front of monster,
这天，孙悟空正在逛街，忽然听见有人喊：“救命啊，有妖怪啊！”他便飞到了妖怪前，
Monster changes suddenly an a lot of sprite are strange, sun Wu just wanted to change for nothing a small Sun Wu is empty, but wool is cut smooth, be hit a bloody nose and a swollen facely so.
妖怪突然变出许多小妖怪，孙悟空刚想变出小孙悟空，但毛被剪光了，所以被打得鼻青脸肿的。
Sun Wu pledges for nothing, also do not go again hairdressing!
孙悟空发誓，再也不去美容了！(文/学霸)