"Hello! Oh, knew, come certainly! Come certainly! " be in just, mom received a classmate to hold " Xie Shiyan " , I and old father know, " rain of blood of wind of raw meat or fish " should come again...
“喂！哦，知道了，一定来！一定来！”就在刚刚，妈妈收到了同学举办的“谢师宴”，我和老爸都知道，一场“腥风血雨”又要来临了……
Fight analysis: It is apparently " Xie Shiyan " , but it is she and those actually of old schoolmate " vie " , resemble my mom's so ambitious person, it is those old fellow students that should follow their class for certain " make a composition battle " , and when mom prepares for war, affirmative meeting has unpleasant thing, and I and old father father and son want to be able to not talk only, can not breathe, do not appear inside her line of sight as far as possible.
作战分析：表面上是“谢师宴”，但其实是她和那些老同学的“攀比”，像我妈妈这样要强的人，肯定是要跟她们班的那些老同学“作战”，而妈妈备战时，肯定会有不愉快的事，而我和老爸爷俩只要能不说话就不说话，能不呼吸就不呼吸，尽量不要出现在她的视线内。
Fight the first pace, the mom makeup from her drew out her in the bag those " fight weapon " : The oil of bottom of lipstick, pink, face, grandma that wash a face, calm makeup shadow of sparge, eye... through 3 hours vend, completed the first step eventually.
作战第一步，妈妈从她的化妆包里掏出了她那些“作战武器”：口红、粉底、面油、洗面奶、定妆喷雾、眼影……经过3小时的倒腾，终于完成了第一步。
The 2nd pace, begin to choose " battle garment " , " battle boots " . She writhed all dresses in chest completely come out, call her husband at any time: "Week Xx, do you see this how? " " do this still go " " has been this also held out " " otherwise this? " " or this... "
第2步，开始选“战衣”、“战靴”。她把衣柜里所有的衣服全翻腾了出来，并随时呼唤她的老公：“周xx，你看这件怎么样？”“这件还行”“这件也挺好”“要不这件？”“还是这件吧……”
Wore " equipment " before mom comes to the mirror, left circuit, right circuit, looked again, look again! Go up to the body eventually the long skirt with one snow-white banquet expresses satisfaction. Come again next " the pen that nods eyeball " -- her that love Ma Shi of more than 10000 is wrapped, she begins to search, but searched a long time to also was not found, begin to make call the support outside field again: "Husband -- " searched a long time again, found eventually! But queen does not know on that snow-white long skirt when loiter a besmirch, queen had all sorts of reason to scold that man.
穿了“装备”的妈妈来到镜子前，左一圈，右一圈，看了又看，再看！终于对身上一席雪白的长裙表示满意。然后再来个“点睛之笔”——她那一万多的爱马仕包包，她开始找，可是找了半天也没有找到，又开始使唤起场外援助：“老公——”又找了半天，终于找到了！可是女王那雪白的长裙上不知什么时候蹭了一块污渍，女王就有各种理由把那个男人骂了一顿。
Used again one afternoon, dress up afresh! Arrived in the evening, the old Mom go out for a battle with that ambitious lifetime, begin to be in " battlefield " on charge forward.
又用了一下午，重新打扮！到了晚上，那个一生要强的老妈出征了，开始在“战场”上冲锋陷阵。