A day night, I and mom lie on the bed to prepare to sleep, suddenly I remembered the childhood fun of mother of a father. It is father plays in river side in one's childhood, played for ages for ages, he sees his shoe is wet later, lighted one caboodle fire, want to parch shoe. But, the move such as the move such as father was asleep. Wait for him to awake, discover fire destroyed, oneself shoe is baked rotted. After the result comes home by grandma beat on the buttocks.
一天晚上，我和妈妈躺在床上准备睡觉，突然我想起了一个爸爸妈妈的童年趣事。就是爸爸小时候在河边玩，玩了好久好久，后来他看见自己的鞋子湿了，就点了一堆火，想把鞋子烤干。但是，爸爸等着等着就睡着了。等他醒来，发现火灭了，自己的鞋子烤烂了。结果回家后被奶奶打屁股。
Still mom says to me. There is the book that likes very much originally in one's childhood in her. Once she is seeing this full marks / this book when, her classmate says to mom: Does the book that can I lend “ you look? I want to look in my native place. ” mom stretchs his hand hand oneself classmate, abrupt, mom remembers the cousin of this classmate loves to tear a book very much, say: “ cannot. Because your little sister loves to tear a book very much, I do not give you. The classmate of ” mom says: I protect “ well certainly it! ” result, mom's book is returned when coming back, had become junk.
还有妈妈给我说的。在她小时候有一本很喜欢的书。有一次她在看这满分/本书的时候，她的同学对妈妈说：“我能不能借你的书看呀？我想在我的老家看看。”妈妈伸手递给自己的同学，突然，妈妈想起这个同学的表妹很爱撕书，就说：“不能。因为你的妹妹很爱撕书，我就不给你了。”妈妈的同学说：“我一定好好保护它！”结果，妈妈的书还回来的时候，已经成破烂儿了。
These two things are very do laugh, the abdomen that I laugh at should explode.
这两件事情是不是很搞笑，我都笑的肚子要爆炸了啦。(文/王紫嫣)