“ bites bell! ” ring rings, classmates immediately “ gallops ” answers respective seat.
“叮铃铃！”铃声一响，同学们立刻“飞奔”回各自的座位。
Mr. “ still has 5 seconds to reach ground, ask ready-made! ” a classmate runs to the seat to say from the doorway.
“老师还有5秒钟到达战场，请做好准备！”一个同学从门口跑到座位上说。
Classmates each lays writing material orderly, sit straight. Teacher stride ground walks into a classroom.
同学们一个个把文具摆放整齐，坐得笔直。老师大步流星地走进教室。
“ classmates, I have a good news and a bad news to want to tell everybody. The bad news is: Teacher of section class English is hit on dissatisfactory, before last section tasted company course to also hit a dissatisfaction, talk no longer to let you, issue section gym and art, music to attend Chinese class! ”
“同学们，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉大家。坏消息是：上节课英语老师打不满意，上上节品社课也打了一个不满，为了让你们不再说话，下节体育课以及美术、音乐都上语文课！”
What? Is that Chinese, maths, English after us? NO! We do not the upper part of the body the word of composition Yo class, it is reciprocal that games is not destined the 1st!
什么？那我们以后不就都是语文、数学、英语了？NO！我们不上体作文育课的话，运动会不就注定是倒数第1名了！
“ but good news is ……” I the heart jumps out quickly at that time, what hope teacher a moment ago said is false, false, false ……”
“但是好消息是……”我当时心脏都快跳出来了，希望老师刚才说的是假的，假的，假的……”
“ did not work tonight namely, small operation also need not be written. I am fond of ” again sad, happy is today do not write line of business, sad is to want to say to do obeisance to with sports, art, music did obeisance to.
“就是今晚没作业，小作业也不用写了。”我又喜又哀，喜的是今天不写作业了，哀的是要和体育、美术、音乐说拜拜了。
I am fond of at that time one sad, when laughing to cry, the teacher says again: “ still has a good news, it is a moment ago good bad news be a holiday! ”
当时我一喜一哀，一笑一哭时，老师又说：“还有一个好消息，就是刚才的好坏消息都是假的！”
I resemble that originally is by the heart of leather muscle curb resembling is like unlocking leather muscle relaxed.
我那颗本来像是被皮筋勒住的心一下像是把皮筋放开一样轻松。
The teacher lets me keep this business into the diary later.
后来老师让我把这个事情写成了日记。(文/张一甲)