Alas, water is drunk this morning much, the first class has uric idea. I just thought a toilet, at this moment, maths walked into a classroom, was over! “ severity pulled a great mind ” to come, I had immediately premonition badly.
唉，今天早上水喝多了，上第一节课就有尿意。我刚想上厕所，这时，数学走进了教室，完了！“严厉拖堂大神”来了，我顿时有了不好的预感。
The more nervous, think piddle more, what ought not to come still is to come. I feel make water has come on the way, be afraid this class wanted hold back not to live. My toe is catching insole ceaselessly, try to let him solution press. Make water can be done not have so obedient, it keeps rushing forth with overwhelm force. I double leg clamp, do not let make water come out hard. The lip that sees a teacher only is in keep one piece closes, but what is I also do not know what he tells. I two stare at a teacher closely, both hands clench one's fist, the tooth is bitten together closely, give out the noise of ” of “ creak creak, the effort of exert whole body uses hold back make water.
越是紧张，越想撒尿，不该来的还是来了。我感觉尿已经来到半路了，恐怕这节课要憋不住了。我脚趾不停的抓着鞋垫，试图让自己解压。尿可没那么听话，它以势不可挡的力量不停地往前冲。我双腿夹紧，努力不让尿出来。只见老师的嘴唇在不停地一张一合，但我也不知他讲的是什么。我两眼紧盯老师，双手攥紧拳头，牙齿紧紧咬在一起，发出“咯吱咯吱”的响声，使出全身的力气用来憋尿。
Make water should come out almost, the blast in my heart gave countless think of a way, want to choose teacher of report of raise one's hand, can be afraid that the teacher refuses again. Are before two days of Xiaoming to touch one nose ash? Right now, the spirit in my body is worn in kink, wanted to twist fried dough twist almost, be raise one's hand, or not Where is raise one's hand?
尿几乎要出来了，我的心里炸出了无数的想法，想选择举手报告老师，可又怕老师拒绝。前两天小明不是碰了一鼻子灰吗？此时，我的身体里的精神都在纠结着，几乎要拧成了麻花，是举手呢，还是不举手呢？
When the kink in my heart, “ bites bell bell ……” finishs class since bell noise.
在我心里纠结时，“叮铃铃……”下课铃响起。
I was just as cycle racing how to go up accelerator is same, rapid run to toilet. Make water resembles chute bold and flowing, bright! At the moment, still have happier than this thing?
我犹如赛车安上了加速器一样，飞快的跑向卫生间。尿像瀑布一泻千里，爽！此刻，还有比这更幸福的事吗？
If mathematical teacher delays the sentence of hall today, I became the laughing stock of whole class. I secretly chuckle to oneself.
如果今天数学老师拖堂的话，我就成了全班的笑柄了。我暗自窃喜。(文/刘林涛)