I have a humor old Mom, her hair is long long, pitch-black shine, canthus already had grain of that fish end, there also were a lot of furrows on the face. But she or wipe the “ whitening ” in canister of those a few bottles of container as always toward the face, go out every time, her face is about “ increases several millimeter ” . Her stature is taller than father, but grow fatly fat, look very kind. She is in the school very gentle, never physical punishment student, can differ in the home, very severe to me.
我有一位风趣的老妈，她的头发长长的，乌黑发亮，眼角已有了那鱼尾纹，脸上也有了许多的皱纹。可她还是一如既往地往脸上抹那一些瓶瓶罐罐里的“白粉”，每次出门，她的脸就要“增加好几毫米”。她的个子比爸爸还高，但长得胖胖的，看上去就十分和蔼。她在学校很温和，从不体罚学生，可在家就不同了，对我十分严厉。
Old Mom although she is vixenish, but very humor also humour.
老妈她虽然唠唠叨叨的，但是也很风趣幽默。
Once, I lie on sofa, looking at interesting cartoon comfortably. Mom cries in the kitchen: “ Yuan Cheng, go quickly buying a bottle of soy! Otherwise you can eat the green vegetables of dryasdust only today! ” and I seem inaudible cry however, as before persist one's old ways, motionless. Passed a little while, mom went, capture my ear, up one hold tight, I wow cry, cry aloud: “ mom, what do you do! ” old Mom unlocked a hand, both hands fork lives waist, lower one's head I of goggle at like a drowned mouse, double eye ases if can ejective fire comes, she one word says suddenly: Good son of “ my dear! Your Ke Zhenqin fatigue ah full marks / ! See TV value a few hours everyday, really pretty good! "I am covering that hold tight gets aglow ear, on the face Qing Youbai, but dare not hurried again, taking money to go down to buy soy hastily, this one thing, corrected me to swallow the bad habit that swallow slowly then.
有一次，我躺在沙发上，正在舒舒服服地看着有趣的动画片。妈妈在厨房里大叫：“元晟，快去买一瓶酱油！不然你今天只能吃干巴巴的青菜了！”而我却似听不见叫声，依旧我行我素，一动不动。过了一会儿，妈妈走了出来，抓住我的耳朵，向上一揪，我就哇哇大叫，大声喊：“妈妈，您干什么呢！”老妈放开了手，双手叉住腰，低头瞪着狼狈不堪的我，双眼仿佛能喷出火来，她一字一顿地说：“我亲爱的好儿子！你可真勤劳呀满分/！每天看电视都看好几个小时，真不错！"我捂着那揪得通红的耳朵，脸上又青又白，可不敢再造次了，急忙拿着钱下去买酱油了，这一件事，改正了我那慢慢吞吞的坏习惯。
Often when my composition is written so that let a person strike the table and shout bravo, my Mom always can take text version, lift in half sky, two can give off light to come it seems that: “ ! Your composition is too marvellous really, can play composition game simply! I always meet ” raise a head in spite of oneself to come, the tail becomes warped quickly the sky; Often when my composition is written so that fare badly, old Mom always can point to a composition to say to me: Your composition writes “ too “ good ” ! Dauby scratch, plus that scrawly handwriting, accord with all requirements of poor composition completely! I always meet ” glare she is one, she says again: Son of a feudal prince or high official of Home “ my home writes a composition not only write so that ‘ good ’ still has a pair of lovely big eyes, bai Shaohei is much, really pretty good! "I canned say nothing, the mistake that can darling give up writes a composition then.
每每我的作文写得让人拍案叫绝时，我妈总会拿起作文本，举在半空，两眼似乎可以放出光来：“哇！你的作文实在是太棒了，都简直可以去参加作文比赛了！”我总会不由自主地抬起头来，尾巴都快翘到天上了；每每我的作文写得不尽人意时，老妈总是会指着作文对我说：“你的作文写得太“好”！乱涂乱写，再加上那鬼画符，完全符合差作文的所有要求！”我总会瞪她一眼，她又说：“我家公子不仅作文写得‘好’还有一双可爱的大眼睛，白少黑多，真不错！"我就无话可说了，只能乖乖地改掉那作文的错误。
This is me already humor humour vixenish old Mom, below her action utterance, I changed myself successfully, became a very outstanding good student!
这就是我既风趣幽默又唠唠叨叨的老妈，在她的行动言语下，我成功地改变了自己，成为了一名十分优秀的好学生！(文/佚名)