"~ of Da of Da of Da of ~ of Da of Da of Da Da ~ , hey, bamboo clappers opened a head... " accompanying this lively bamboo clappers sound, I walked into comic dialogue classroom.
“嗒嗒~嗒嗒~嗒嗒嗒~，诶，竹板一打开了头……”伴着这欢快的竹板声，我走进了相声教室。
This is class of the comic dialogue on my first time, I cherished the mood of perturbed to walk into a classroom, the heart pounds urgently, look at a piece of Zhang Mo's unripe face, my mouth resembles was being stuck to go up same, nice not easy gift starts to talk: "Old - teacher well. " my look is dull, the fear in the heart comes toward my pressing commonly like black clouds, old composition Shi Wei is laughing to say to me: "Child, do not be afraid of, wait for meet you give too the home makes a self introduction. " " what! " search want, "Is this " perfect " ? Teacher; Beg you, do not spill salt toward my cut! " I should shake at that time, wish immediately from the classroom " fly " go out.
这是我第一次上相声课，我怀着忐忑的心情走进了教室，心怦怦地急跳，看着一张张陌生的面孔，我的嘴像被粘上了一样，好不容易才开口：“老-老师好好。”我目光呆滞，心里的恐惧像乌云一般朝我压来，老师微笑着对我说：“小朋友，别怕，待会你给太家做个自我介绍。”“什么！”找想，“这不是“锦上添花”吗？老师；求你了，别往我的伤口上撒盐啊！”我当时都要动摇了，恨不得马上从教室里“飞”出去。
Attended class, the teacher was opened " attend class bell " , this " attend class bell " it is the song that lets everybody loosen actually, I listen, coagulate? Is this " teenager " ? Then I put down the big stone in the heart, sang loudly.
上课了，老师打开了“上课铃”，这“上课铃”其实是让大家放松的歌曲，我一听，凝？这不是《少年》吗？于是我便放下心中的大石，高声唱了起来。
The song listens, the teacher lets me make self introduction, the heart that how leaves originally gives again mentioned voice key point, my heart thinks: Was over, bobby Q. " good say not easily, the teacher sends a word again: "We learn dozen of allegretto today. " why, not be back word fortunately. The teacher says again: "Today, by old boy people will teach a new student to hit allegretto. " one's voice in speech just fell, one " small fat fat " go to me before, say: "Chen Xingyu, I call Wu Hao front courtyard, let me teach you to hit allegretto today! " I nod, he says again: "We are worn with left hand forefinger first into cord, before reoccupy together board bump from the back 3 board can make phonate news. " I have only vague idea the ground nods, wear the hand at odds into cord to shake artificially. Ah! I not only did not make phonate news, return handle to place haemorrhage, I scream, cleared quickly bloodstain, the heart thinks: Cannot come in vain, hurt bit hurt a dot, do not have a thing! Then me one gnash one's teeth, follow practice very reluctantly: I am biting a tooth, forehead is oozy the sweat with big beans bead, wu Hao front courtyard inserts my left hand finger into the cord of allegretto, say: "A few times do you shake again try? " I shook cautiously a few times. Hey! This still can make phonate news really, I skip with joy 3 rule are high.
歌听完了，老师让我做自我介绍，本来安下的心又给提到了嗓子眼儿，我心想：完了，芭比Q了。”好不容易说完了，老师又发话了：“今天我们来学习打快板。”吁，还好不是背词。老师又说：“今天，由老生们来教新生打快板。”话音刚落，一个“小胖胖”走到了我面前，说：“陈星宇，我叫吴昊庭，今天就让我来教你打快板吧！”我点了点头，他又说：“我们先用左手食指穿进绳子，再用前面一块板撞后面三块板就可以打出声音了。”我似懂非懂地点了点头，别扭地把手穿进绳子里不自然地摇了摇。啊！我不但没打出声音，还把手夹出血了，我惨叫一声，快速清理了血迹，心想：来不能白来，伤了点儿就伤了点，没事！于是我一咬牙，忍痛接着练：我咬着牙，额头渗出了豆大的汗珠，吴昊庭把我的左手手指插进快板的绳子里，说：“你再摇几下试试？”我小心翼翼地摇了几下。哎！这还真能打出声音来，我高兴得一蹦三尺高。
At this moment, the teacher walked over, give me a piece of draft, say: "Xing Yu, the back comes down before class playing a part. What! Should carry on the back so a paragraph long word! My cerebella bag melon seeds can want to have a rough time! "Hey, I am too difficult! " but division lot is violated hard, back coming home goes! My auspicious playtime is about bubble soup cough up!
这时，老师走了过来，给我了一张稿子，说：“星宇，下节课之前背下来。什么！要背这么长一段儿词！我的小脑袋瓜子可要受苦了！“哎，我太难了！”但师命难违，回家背去吧！我的大好娱乐时间就要泡汤咯！
The following day, stride again when me when the gate of comic dialogue classroom, the teacher says: "We want hand mouth to cooperate today, the word that carried yesterday on the back sing, call a paragraph of authentic clapper talk. " though I can carry the word on the back, can return cannot deserve to go up fast superintend and director, so I am forced of be nervous of toughen one's scalp-brace oneself went up " battlefield " . Look at old boy people the place that stepped down a performance by easy stages, envy is really in my heart should die.
第二天，当我再次迈进相声教室的大门时，老师说：“今天我们要手口配合，把昨天背的词儿唱出来，打出一段正宗的快板儿。”我虽说能把词背下来，可还不能配上快督，所以我只好硬着头皮提心吊胆的上了“战场”。看着老生们从容不迫地走下到了表演的地方，我心里真是羡慕的要死。
Began to sing. I hit move board nervously, there is a speech in the mouth. Alas! My rhythm is patted slow partly! I so one urgent, cerebrum becomes suddenly a blank, still a moment ago carried on the back so that the word of fluently flies to beyond the highest heavens at a draught, the tongue ases if to also hit put to an end, do not spit a long time give a word, good remembered a paragraph small not easily, but the hand did not hit good metre again, look I am true " dish " ah! I am extremely sad, tear is straight in the eye revolve. At this moment, the teacher walked over, the shoulder that pats me says: "First time fault is very normal, irrespective; It drill a few times more is good to drill a few times more. " I cheer up again, sang again, discovery wants an eye not to look only board won't make mistake almost, I put acoustical ground to be sung, the organ that makes me sodorous covers the panic in the heart, my discovery did not make mistake unexpectedly, ye! I learned to hit allegretto eventually!
开始唱了。我紧张地打着板，嘴里念着词。哎呀！我的节奏慢了半拍！我这么一急，大脑突然变得一片空白，刚才还背得滚瓜烂熟的词一下子就飞到了九霄云外，舌头仿佛也打了结，半天都吐不出一个字，好不容易想起了一小段，可是手又没有打好节拍，看来我真的很“菜”啊！我伤心极了，眼泪在眼睛里直打转。这时，老师走了过来，拍了拍我的肩说：“第一次错很正常，没关系；多练几次就好了。”我又振作起来，又唱了一次，发现只要眼睛不看板几乎就不会出错，我便放声地唱起来，让我高亢的嗓音盖住心里的恐慌，我发现竟没有出错，耶！我终于学会了打快板！
Now nowadays, my allegretto technology already very " ox " : When before the class 3 minutes, I none stage fright ground hit a paragraph " Wuhan 3 towns swim one day " , got current whole class highest cent 22 minutes, deserted teacher still sent ring of a friend technically for me, I resemble boast of Li Bo's mom is to have been to heart cloud company " Xiu Lian " , comic dialogue match with 9. Pick 8 minutes gold prize...
现如今，我的快板技术已经十分“牛”了：在课前三分钟时，我毫不怯场地打了一段《武汉三镇一日游》，得到了目前的全班最高分22分，廖老师还为我专门发了一条朋友圈，李泊妈妈夸我像是去过德云社“修炼”，相声比赛以9。8分摘得金奖……
Classmates; I current allegretto technology is adept, also was to be passed countless times get hurt, wept to just get rich and generous get one's own back. "The mother that failure is a success " , there is the hill way of Qi music necessarily in life, the route that can take hard goes, is an even the highroad that showing hope first sight of morning before waiting for your Cemayang to flog?
同学们；当今快板技术娴熟的我，也是经过了无数次受伤，流泪才得到了丰厚的回报。“失败是成功之母”，人生中必然有崎曲的山路，可难走的路走尽了，面前不就是一条闪着希望曙光的平坦大路等着你策马扬鞭吗？