Speak of me, but more than 10 years major is ”—— of “ flesh aegis,the elder brother is blocked beat.
说起我来，可是标准的“肉盾”——十多年专业为哥哥挡揍。
Of course, this can be forced. What jumps on the bed, bump into bedplate, the thing is taken below drilling machine, completely he forces I am done. If I tell old dad, he still can lie, make a false countercharge. Often endure for him beat, cause my bellyful resentment. The greatest desire is to see he is beaten nevertheless. This not, god falls blessing, my desire came true.
当然，这可是被迫的。什么在床上跳啦，撞床板啦，钻床底下拿东西啦，全是他逼我做的。要是我告诉老爸，他还会撒谎，反咬一口。经常为他挨揍，导致我满肚子怨气。最大的愿望不过是看到他被揍。这不，上天降福，我的愿望实现了。
In the morning, sunshine is beautiful. I had a bed early, brushed a tooth, chronic ground goes out ran. When coming back, already was at 11 o'clock, old father asks me: Where is “ Chen Hao? Had not run? ”
早晨，阳光明媚。我早早地起了床，刷了牙，习惯性地出去跑步。回来时，已是十一点钟，老爸问我：“陈浩呢？还没跑回来？”
“ he still is sleeping, from the start did not rise. ”
“他还在睡觉，压根儿没起来。”
“ what? Bate of ” old father, be full of aglow, add some of beard again, if close fair same, it is short only a few centimeters.
“什么？”老爸大怒，满面通红，再加些胡须，就如关公一样，只是矮了几十厘米。
Old father is crazy, want cruel play an elder brother! Elder brother, I am sung for you head pray song! I take pleasure in other's misfortune the ground is retreated, hide outside the door to steal a composition to look.
老爸发狂了，要暴打哥哥了！哥哥，我为你唱首祈祷歌！我幸灾乐祸地退下，躲在门外偷作文看。
Old father holds clothes stand, lift a quilt. The elder brother has not waked up, confused ground is opened open one's eyes, ask: “ how? ”
老爸手持衣架，掀起被子。哥哥还没睡醒，迷迷糊糊地睁开眼，问道：“怎么了？”
Old father waves, clothes tree is swung on his buttock with respect to firm firm ground. “ ! ” sad and shrill wonderful cry, not quite up to the mark throws housetop.
老爸一挥手，衣架就狠狠地甩在了他的屁股上。“啊！”一声凄厉又美妙的叫声，差点儿掀翻屋顶。
I am covering the mouth, titter is worn, continue to watch this wonderful movie.
我捂着嘴，偷笑着，继续观看这场美妙的电影。
See old father holds clothes stand only, bristle with anger, move as the elder brother's shift in bedside. Tear of elder brother tears accompanies each other, wrapping bedgown to corner retire, also do not consider on oneself are ferial saying big talk, entreat: “ does not hit me, do not hit me, I rise is. ”
只见老爸手持衣架，怒发冲冠，在床边随着哥哥的移动而移动。哥哥涕泪交加，裹着睡衣向墙角退去，也顾不上自己平日说的大话，哀求道：“别打我了，别打我了，我起来就是了。”
Old father anger only then retreat, on edge of desk of computer of fall back on, say: “ hurries, rise ran goes! ”
老爸怒气始退，退到电脑桌边上，说：“赶紧，起来跑步去！”
Ground of elder brother hurry-scurry gets dressed, wanting to escape, old father played one base on his buttock again: “ boils! ”
哥哥手忙脚乱地穿好衣服，正要逃出去，老爸又在他屁股上踢了一脚：“滚！”
I cannot help really, run a courtyard, homeric laughter. See the elder brother is beaten, the humor is really good!
我实在忍不住，跑出院子，放声大笑。看见哥哥被揍，心情真好！(文/陈祥云)