Not long ago, the classmate recommends a packet of snacks seriously, be called sky face, let me taste. My abide is worn give directions, buy a packet to the buffet near the school on a special trip, just tore apart, an aroma is tangy and come, that red color is offended so that everybody cannot help wanting to eat. This, just entered the mouth in, of pleasantly sweet, contain in the mouth long can become hot, then cram all sorts of flavour, wonderful, within an inch of lays even the tongue gut accordingly, tick off a greedy bug in abdomen every day so, to bout of buffet go for a walk.
不久前，同学郑重其事推荐一包零食，名叫星空面，让我去尝尝。我循着指点，专程到学校附近的小卖部买来一包，刚撕开，一股香气扑鼻而来，那红彤彤的颜色惹得谁都忍不住想吃。这面，刚进入嘴里，甜丝丝的，在嘴里含久了会变辣，继而填满各种味儿，妙不可言，差点连舌头跟着下肚，这样天天勾起肚子里的馋虫，到小卖部溜达一回。
Do not know how, the parent knows I am taking sky side, severity is warned. An anonymous fire in my heart is in frowzily wind, heart injury, cool cool, the mouth is weak, fall for nothing, how to do? Then, I put forward myself to come home to the parent, the parent also agrees, I act stealthily all the time. Have second I just tore apart sky face to taking out a place of strategic importance in a past mouth, the parent has piercing eye to look as clear as dayly, the horizontal stroke is on the side: “ said not to buy snacks to eat how many times with you, you slant should eat, still take oneself to come home make pretense, you yourself did not come home later, we will receive you! ”
不知怎的，家长知道我在吃星空面，严厉警告。我心里一股无名的火闷在胸口，心伤，凉凉的，嘴淡，空落落，怎么办？于是，我向家长提出自己回家，家长也同意，我一直悄悄行动。有次我刚撕开星空面正取出一块往嘴里塞，家长有火眼金睛看得一清二楚，横在旁边：“跟你说了多少次不要买零食吃，你偏要吃，还拿自己回家做幌子，你以后不要自己回家了，我们来接你！”
Really 100 close one scanty. The 3rd day, throat gets a hand insensibly, I recall the 2nd way again, denounce snacks to eat to the classmate is thick face to the school everyday, do not give a composition, instantly raise bank note is bought to him, basically can succeed. Can be time one long, the classmate is grouchy, raise the price like Zhang Dongjie a bit, 2 yuan sell 3 yuan, 8 yuan sell 10 yuan, honest too scurvy. Alas, the classmate makes fun of one blast, zhou Yu hits Huang Gai, one wishs to hit to wish to endure.
真是百密一疏啊。第三天，喉咙不知不觉钻出一只手来，我又想出第二个办法，每天到学校向同学厚着脸讨零食吃，不给作文，立即扬起票子向他买，基本上都能成功。可是时间一久，同学不高兴，就像张东楷把价格提高一点，2元的卖3元，8元的卖10元，实在太坑人了。唉，同学一阵调笑，周瑜打黄盖，一个愿打一个愿挨。
Nevertheless, I can be the pomegranate in hill pared leather —— drop is much, every time the classmate goes going up gym, my malinger does not go, wait for a classmate to go, begin to turn over the classmate's table, look for snacks to eat. Unexpectedly, the teacher goes, see I am stealing a thing, call me to be scolded, report the parent. Hey, go for wool and come home shorn, carry a tag of “ thief ” .
不过，我可是山里的石榴剥了皮——点子多，每当同学去上体育课，我装病不去，等同学走完，便开始翻同学的桌子，找零食吃。不料，老师走进来，看见我在偷东西，便把我叫去骂一顿，并报告家长。哎，偷鸡不成蚀把米，带个“小偷”帽子。
The parent sees me consider snack so, do not have a long time language, but stipulate a week eats two packets, this is Yan Zhifei blessing of ——— of a loss may turn out to be a gain.
家长看我这么想吃零食，半天无语，无奈规定一个星期吃两包，这是塞翁失马———焉知非福啊。
After 3 two weeks, I discover amazedly, I 90 jins? ! Before two weeks, I just 76 jins ah. I but the person sees groups small person boast ground is handsome, connecting with the boxing skill is great now Lang Yi, this 1000 knives who is the culprit of 10 thousand cut? Get online check, just know to have many adipose cannot eat more, eat more easy fat, some eat 56 weeks weight to rise 20 jins. Look, I should undertake another fight —— reduces weight!
两三个星期后，我惊奇地发现，我都90斤啦？！前两个星期，我才76斤啊。我可是人见人夸地帅小伙，现在武大郎一个，这个千刀万剐的罪魁祸首是谁？上网查，才知道有大量的脂肪不能多吃，多吃易胖，有些吃五六个星期体重上升20斤。看来，我要进行另一场斗争——减肥！(文/梁家齐)