“ mom is a dog! Little brother ” enrages stamp one's foot of ping ping ground to wear foot, skill akimbo, pointing to maternal adult single-handed, with “ river east the sound of lion growl ” is provoked to mom.
“妈妈是狗!”弟弟气咻咻地跺着脚,一手叉腰,一手指着母亲大人,以“河东狮吼”之声对妈妈挑衅道。
Instant of “ your ——” , mom's hair stood to rise, seem to posse flame begins to burn; Her brows tightens a lock, the tooth is bitten knock knock is noisily, the eye is ticked off continuously tick off the ground to staring at a little brother!
“你——”瞬间,妈妈的头发竖了起来,好像有一团火苗开始燃烧;她眉头紧锁,牙齿咬得磕磕响,眼睛直勾勾地盯着弟弟!
Ha! Good fun looked. Do not let a little brother play a mobile phone because of mom, the little brother scolds mom actually is a dog. Want to know, be in our home, mom just is the old, the dad that joins householder should let her 3 minutes. The little brother dare provoke authoritative existence actually nowadays, really audacious!
哈哈!有好戏看了。就因为妈妈不让弟弟玩手机,弟弟竟然骂妈妈是狗。要知道,在我们家,妈妈才是老大,连一家之主的爸爸都要让她三分。如今弟弟竟然敢挑衅权威的存在,真是胆大包天啊!
See mom is taken only gigantic without bully clothes tree is raided to the little brother, just rise hand raise, should smoking suddenly when going down, the brother came however big move of a heaven and earth moves, escaped one disaster. I am in the heart boast little brother: This movement, shuai Ai. Mom sees the little brother had escaped unexpectedly her devil's talons, brow is perpendicular, aloud raves: You move “ to try again, it is good to give me genuflect, or hit more miserably! ”
只见妈妈抄起巨无霸衣架袭向弟弟,刚刚把手扬起来,正要猛抽下去时,弟弟却来了一个乾坤大挪移,躲过了一劫。我在心里夸了弟弟:这个动作,帅呆了。妈妈看看到弟弟居然逃过了她的魔爪,眉毛倒竖,大声地叫道:“你再动一下试试,给我跪好了,要不然打得更惨!”
Little brother the lamp that which are province oil, his from the start did not hear mom's word into ear, the cat is worn waist, down sofa back of a chair, to doorway smooth past. Who knows, an a sudden big stride forward develops mom to go up to the side of sofa, catch a chickling to be like the ground to carry like eagle had a little brother, control land of leg firm firm on the ground again.
弟弟哪是省油的灯,他压根儿就没把妈妈的话听进耳朵里,猫着腰,顺着沙发靠背,向门口溜过去。谁知,妈妈一个箭步冲到沙发边上,像老鹰抓小鸡似地拎起了弟弟,又把弟弟的腿狠狠地压在了地上。
Be forced genuflect changes in the little brother on the ground just thrusting appearance, the put on a long face on the horse: Mouth close lightly is gotten closely, in ablaze eye replete grievance. Differ meeting writes a composition, the tears with big beans goes out from orbit midstream, the drivel in nose flows in past mouth continuously. But he is returned in backchat, say emulatively: “ I not genuflect! ”
被迫跪在地上的弟弟一改刚刚盛气凌人的样子,马上哭丧着脸:嘴巴抿得紧紧的,闪亮的眼睛里装满了委屈。不一会作文儿,豆大的眼泪从眼眶中流出,鼻子里的鼻涕直往嘴巴里流。可是他还在顶嘴,不服输地说:“我不跪!”
Mom got angry again, direct spank is hit toward the little brother's face, see there is the mark of the five fingers on the little brother's face only. The little brother is forced to take below soft come.
妈妈又生气了,直接一巴掌朝弟弟的脸打去,只见弟弟的脸上留下着五指的痕迹。弟弟只好服下软来。
Mom asks: Is “ still scolded not name-calling? Toot of Little brother ” is crying tootingly, whole body is shaking, loathing ground answered “ not to scold ——” . Mom this ability stops. Who knows, firm one face about, the little brother talks in whispers in a low voice again: “ fart! Can have ” gone to the mom where of the kitchen listening get?
妈妈问:“还骂不骂人?”弟弟呜呜地哭着,整个身子都在抖动,极不情愿地回道“不骂了——”。妈妈这才罢休。谁知,刚一转身,弟弟又小声嘀咕道:“个屁!”可已经去厨房的妈妈哪里听得到?
Little brother edge punishs genuflect edge to play, a little while a manner of anxiety or happiness, run a little while last closet, run to drink water secretly again a little while.
弟弟边罚跪边玩,一会儿抓耳挠腮,一会儿跑去上个洗手间,一会儿又偷偷跑去喝水。
I see no less than going to, be about to bring a lawsuit against with mom. The little brother sees situation, came immediately 180 degrees turn greatly, the body must resemble stick of a wood continuously like, holding out the chest of that meat meat, stretching tight the small cheek that round toot toots, black smooth smooth eyeball glare must sneak away of round smooth circle.
我看不下去了,就要去跟妈妈告状。弟弟见势,立刻来了个180度的大转弯,身子直得就像一根木棒似的,挺着那肉肉的胸脯,绷着圆嘟嘟的小脸蛋,黑溜溜的眼珠子瞪得溜圆溜圆的。
Ah, so you this Yama king also is to be afraid of those who become Mom! Look at his sad shape, my softhearted come down, to him whisper: “ to old Mom beg for pardon, need not be punished. ” hey, this little brother took the chance to beat my cerebral melon seed actually, stretchy his tongue, do to me funny face.
呵,原来你这个阎罗王也是怕当妈的呀!看着他的可怜样,我的心软了下来,对他耳语道:“向老妈告饶,就不用罚啦。”嘿,这个弟弟竟然趁机敲了一下我的脑瓜子,伸长了他的舌头,对着我做个了鬼脸。
Alas, had this little brother, my home often when “ did not make the same score ” , additional “ removes ” again. Nevertheless, had this cruel little brother, ” of wave of wave of our home “ is interesting all the more!
唉,有了这个弟弟,我家经常“一波未平”时,另“一波又起”。不过,有了这个野蛮弟弟,我们家“波波”都是格外有趣!(文/贺诗桐)