Father has a kind of special humour talent, others is to pass a language to behave, he is behaved through the action, and he is done especially seriously.
爸爸有一种特殊的幽默才华，别人都是通过语言来表现，他则是通过行动来表现的，而且他做得特认真。
Say his flower bed is designed first. We have a villa in Dongguan, when he designs a garden, because small letter of mom is called " maple leaf of the autumn " , he thinks of " maple leaf " these two words with respect to be seized by a whim, design the garden into the about of maple leaf. When walking into this garden for the first time, I am in it " passages through which vital energy circulates " go up, did not note a composition meaning the appearance that it is a maple leaf, after all maple leaf brim has toothed, at the moment the brim of this leaf is very fruity however. The grandfather grandmother that father thinks of to this house basically is me again lives, then, he did not plant a flower inside, let grandfather grandmother plant dish inside however. Dish is planted in the garden, mom of really strange flower opens the door to strange flower, strange flower arrived home!
先说他的花坛设计吧。我们在东莞有一套别墅，在他设计花园时，因为妈妈的微信名叫“秋天的枫叶”，他一想到“枫叶”这两个字就心血来潮，把花园设计成了枫叶的模样。第一次走进这花园时，我在它“经脉”上走了走，并没注意它是个枫叶的形状，毕竟枫叶边缘有锯齿，眼前这片叶子的边缘却很圆润。爸爸又想到这房子主要是我的外公外婆住，于是，他就没在里面种花，而是让外公外婆在里面种菜。花园里种菜，真是奇葩妈妈给奇葩开门，奇葩到家了！
Before 4 months, look at the gate in the home, he be seized by a whim, looked for a person to have something made to order one side gate. This gate it may be said " heroic " : General door is apart from floor and housetop to have certain space, and it? Do not have up and down seam join! More absolutely is, this is the gate of one side bronze-coloured, in the gate among enchasing greatly " the Kingdom of Wei " word!
四个月前，看着家里的大门，他又心血来潮了，找人定做了一面大门。这大门可谓“顶天立地”：一般的门距离地板和屋顶都有一定的距离，而它呢？上下都无缝衔接！更绝的是，这是一面古铜色的大门，在大门的中间镶嵌着一个大大的“魏”字！
In small letter group in, father sent the picture of the gate for a short while. The elder sister saw this look, say jokingly: " because of this gate, I did not want to come home! " the elder brother saw, reply immediately: "Be at ease, this home I am did not come back all one's life. Still have, why doesn't that intermediate word change directly ' Wei Fu ' ? " be turn for me, I say: "Pa! You this is done I am very awkwardly A, if one of these day I invite a classmate to meet, they see this entrance door, be to should laugh dead? " confront authority speak, old father did not change the meaning of the door completely, said voice only: "' high-key ' Wei Fu. "' high-key ' Wei Fu..
在微信群中，爸爸第一时间把大门的照片发了出来。姐姐见了这模样，开玩笑地说：“就因为这大门，我都不想回家了！”哥哥看到了，立马回复道：“放心吧，这个家我是一辈子不回来了。还有，中间那个字为什么不直接改成‘魏府’呢？”轮到我了，我说：“爸啊！你这搞得我很尴尬吖，如果某天我邀请同学来聚会，他们看到这大门，岂不是要笑死了？”面对大家的调侃，老爸完全没有换门的意思，只说了声：“‘高调’的魏府。”
Come home to wait for this gate, we full two months do not have the door, I think: "Why cannot be torn open in before two days when the gate comes? " ensure public security even the village all day long comes to our home send one's respects to: "Doesn't your home lock up the door? ! " father wind weak cloud replies gently: "Irrespective, the society is so good now, where to still have thief? Where to still have thief??
就为了等这面大门回家，我们整整两个月没有门，我想：“为什么不能在大门来的前两天拆呢？”连小区保安都成天来我们家问候：“你们家不锁门吗？！”爸爸风淡云轻地回答：“没关系啦，现在社会这么好，哪里还有小偷呢？”
Recently, father is considering again open the door the billiard table that see gives change his costume or dress. Do not know what he has again " good-looking " drop, we with respect to wait and see.
最近，爸爸又在琢磨着把一开门看到的台子给改装一下。不知道他又有什么“好看”的点子，我们就等着瞧吧。