Say, he still follows me a little kindred.
说起来，他还跟我有点儿亲戚关系。
Allegedly, he is the what cousin of my grandfather, 60 several, unmarried man, not one half female, however a ”—— of “ iron rice bowl-a secure job burns boiler. Then ghost of make trouble of our a gang, bright in call his Li Da to a form of a address for an official or rich man, back ground calls his “ boiler plum ” .
据说，他是我爷爷的什么表兄，六十好几了，光棍儿一条，没个一儿半女，却有个“铁饭碗”——烧锅炉。于是我们一帮捣蛋鬼，明里喊他李大爷，背地叫他“锅炉李”。
In one's childhood, with with “ the kindred of boiler plum ” , I always like to taking a flock of “ brothers ” to go after his room, with scree still crudely Qing Xinger is hit. Scree of “ phut ” crossed a body on the window, also let “ boiler plum ” crossed a body. This turns over, the window that he can see be bungled to rot and us, after ground of precipitant fire burn runnings to the room, we just are done not have so foolish, waiting for him to catch. Swiftly ran. The place that common saying says well “ is the most dangerous is the safest place ” , do not know which fellow to offer, we 3 circle two turned to return “ case to discover a ” again, there still is cartoon on TV! We looked with pleasure outside the window.
小时候，凭着和“锅炉李”的亲戚关系，我总喜欢带着一群“弟兄”去他房后，用小石子把还未成熟的青杏儿打下来。“砰”小石子在窗户上翻了个身，也让“锅炉李”翻了个身。这一翻身，他可看见了被砸烂的窗户和我们，便火急火燎地跑到房后，我们才没那么傻，等着他来抓。一溜烟跑了。俗话说得好“最危险的地方就是最安全的地方”，不知哪个家伙提议，我们三绕两转又回到了“案发现场”，电视上还播着动画片哩！我们便在窗外津津有味地看了起来。
This thing wants so was over, that also did not have achievement to feel, I am getting my brethren, open up a new battlefield, made more advanced weapon —— catapult. This we can not want to work with Qing Xinger battled, flat and direct shoot boiler! This plaything tall hard, shoot for certain do not wear. “ ping pings, to bang to bang, ping ” of to bang of ping-pong to bang is shot one blast in disorder, also do not know “ boiler plum ” when dash forward footprint showing a spirit, capture us on the spot obtain, write a composition only see him a catapult …… that has seized me
这事儿要就这么完了，那也就没成就感了，我领着我的弟兄们，又开辟了一片新的疆场，制造了更加先进的武器——弹弓。这次我们可不想跟青杏儿干仗了，干脆直接射锅炉吧！这玩意儿又高又硬，肯定射不穿。“乒乒乒，乓乓乓，乒乒乓乓乓”一阵乱射，也不知“锅炉李”什么时候突现神踪，把我们当场擒获，只作文见他一把夺过我的弹弓……
Was over, my heart thinks: Never mention it we are not protected on horse of that bit of kindred, be afraid ” of small order of my this “ also gets ” of “ the jig is up.
完了完了，我心想：别说我们那点亲戚关系马上不保，恐怕我这“小命”也得“玩儿完”。
“ your this catapult can be no good, I do to you fiercer! ” day, I dare believe my ear scarcely, look at “ boiler plum ” , not, my Li Da as form of a address for an official or rich man, kiss uncle, that kind expression, abrupt feel his Wan Re ” of master of boiler of a “ , not, it is the general like iron and steel. Awe-inspiring, perky, clement, kindheartedness.
“你这弹弓可不行，我给你做一个更厉害的吧！”天啊，我简直不敢相信自己的耳朵，看着“锅炉李”，不，俺李大爷，亲大爷，那和蔼的神色，突然间感觉他宛若一位“锅炉大侠”，不，是钢铁般的将军。威风、神气、宽厚、仁爱。
Nevertheless, fierce catapult is final I am trashy also go up. Had done not have a few days, I turned to learn.
不过，厉害的弹弓最终我也没用上。没过几天，我就转了学。
Because I and swarm of “ brethren ” broke off,perhaps be branch; Because I use cobble batter,perhaps be the glass of the school; More or “ boiler plum ” brought a lawsuit against to old Mom and president ……
也许是因为我和“弟兄们”爬树折断了树枝吧；也许是因为我用石子打坏了学校的玻璃了吧；更或者是“锅炉李”向老妈和校长告状了吧……
Fastened, hang the large tree of my trousers bad; Fastened, provoking greedy Qing Xinger; Fastened, did not endure my “ gun less child the boiler …… of ”
别了，挂坏我裤子的大树；别了，惹人馋的青杏儿；别了，没少挨我“枪子”的锅炉……
After this, I had not seen “ again boiler plum ” , not, do the ” of “ boiler master of catapult to me. Just bout listens to mom to say, he is old, often arrive to be burned again do not use boiler, went beadhouse, his salary also contributed welfare courtyard. Hear here, the nose that does not know me how unexpectedly acerbity rise.
此后，我再没有见过“锅炉李”，不，给我做弹弓的“锅炉大侠”。只是有一回听妈妈说，他老了，老到再烧不动锅炉，去了养老院，他的工资也捐给了福利院。听到这里，不知怎的我的鼻子竟酸了起来。
Hazy in, I saw “ again it seems that boiler plum ” , carrying fire-pan alonely, go further more, it is rear tall hard boiler, blaze of the flaming in boiler is warm however.
朦胧中，我似乎又看到了“锅炉李”，孤独地提着火铲，越走越远，背后是又高又硬的锅炉，锅炉里燃烧的火焰却是温暖的。(文/李一冉)