The body of fleshy meat, one ask for a favor greatly, there is sharp ray in the eye, but take some of confused composition to be inside again it seems that, who is she? Be character of a cartoon? NO, this is my mom, the fatso with a much word.
肉肉的身体，一张嘴大大的，眼睛里闪烁着精明的光芒，但似乎又带些迷糊的成分在里面，她是谁？是一个卡通人物？NO，这是我妈妈，一个话多的胖子。
Mom is mouth by accident king, if speaking out, seem to need not be passed think, blurted out.
妈妈是一个口误大王，说出来的话好像都不用经过思考，就脱口而出了。
Once, I am listening to broadcasting station to broadcast, compere jokingly: “ goes down so again, we should turn Aladdin into population! ” I immediately guffaw is more than, mom asks curiously at this moment: Does “ Aladdin population have the motion picture? ” I am comical partly it is to feel puzzled partly: The thing that what gives newly is Aladdin population? See I do not have an answer, mom is without main threads of an affair a bit: “ is A helps divine lamp person. I understood ” immediately one most, lie on the chair at the same time, make the appearance of division of a pair of good humanness at the same time: “ is division kind-hearted tell you, it is Aladdin god lamp! ”“ , be Aladdin god lamp so, no wonder always feels where to be blamed quite. ” mom feels embarrassed the ground is tricky. I what heard this word again guffaw is more than.
有一次，我正在听电台广播，主持人打趣道：“再这样下去，我们就都要变成阿拉丁人丁了！”我立刻狂笑不止，妈妈这时好奇的问：“阿拉丁人丁是不是有电影了？”我半是好笑半是纳闷：阿拉丁人丁是什么新出的玩意儿？见我没回答，妈妈有点毫无头绪：“是阿拉神灯人。”我顿时明白了一大半，一边躺在椅子上，一边做出一副好为人师的样子：“为师就善良的告诉你吧，是阿拉丁神灯！”“哦，原来是阿拉丁神灯啊，怪不得总觉得哪里怪怪的。”妈妈不好意思地挠了挠头。听了这话的我再次狂笑不止。
Passed a little while, wide composition sows compere to ask: “ audience friends, can you sing dance to jump song? ”“ treasure, can you sing dance to jump song? ” mom blurt out asks me. Does “ sing dance to jump song? I am sorry him dance cannot be sung, the song also cannot jump. ” I keep back at the same time laugh, at the same time response of in sad earnest. “ , oh, ” mom beats cerebral door, sing dance, ha! ” him mom also cannot help the ground laughed.
过了一会儿，广作文播主持人问：“听众朋友们，你们会唱舞跳歌吗？”“宝，你会唱舞跳歌吗？”妈妈随口问我。“唱舞跳歌？对不起本人舞不能唱，歌也不能跳。”我一边忍住笑，一边一本正经地回应。“哦，哦，”妈妈一拍脑门，唱歌跳舞，哈哈！”妈妈自己也忍不住地笑了。
Mom not only mouth by accident much. And the S level that still is a special major takes money.
妈妈不仅口误多。而且还是个非常专业的S级吃货。
I came home afternoon that day, look up, the first those who see is mom gnawing chicken of a captain piece, jab of my collect past the swim on her abdomen encircles stamp: Is “ to should reduce weight? How to eat again went up! Who knows ” , she looks not to see me, path of one is assured and bold with justice: What “ adage says is good, civilian it is a day in order to feed, do I eat how? Say I have only again satiate just effort reduces weight! Mom of this paragraph of word says ” the milk is unripely to suckle gas, resemble a baby that was not brought up. I am not had a bit language, also do not want to give contradictory word for a short while.
那天我下午回家，一抬头，第一眼看到的就是妈妈在啃一块上校鸡块，我凑过去戳了戳她肚子上的游泳圈：“不是要减肥吗？怎么又吃上了！”谁知，她看都不看我一眼，理直气壮道：“古话说的好，民以食为天，我吃怎么啦？再说我只有吃饱了才有力气减肥啊！”这一段话妈妈说得奶生奶气，像个没长大的娃娃。我有点无语，一时间也想不出反驳的话。
Alas, my mom loves to eat, mouth by accident much, love talks about …… but, the person that no matter how she is in the world,I love most.
唉，我的妈妈爱吃、口误多、爱唠叨……但是，无论怎么样她都是天底下我最爱的人。(文/陈吴雨汐)