"Well, strange which went to my rubber? " " ha, is rubber in your hand, so old person still can make muddleheaded! " my face " Shua " go up red, person also at a draught deadlocked lived.
“咦，奇怪我的橡皮哪去了？”“哈哈，橡皮不在你手里吗，这么大的人还会犯糊涂！”我的脸“唰”一下涨红，人也一下子僵住了。
That is Monday in the morning, classmates are admitting to write line of business really, and I however from time to time low the head looks look, mutter: "My rubber still just is here, how to disappear at a draught? " I flinch tricky, the expression of a pair of lose. Otherwise asks with desk borrow, be no good be no good, my with the desk is so persnickety scarcely borrows me. Be the same as at this moment desk see me not quite common, ask: "You today after all how, a pair of mysterious appearance? " I answer stutteringly: "Not... do not have a thing. " be the same as fortunately desk did not continue to ask, I return otherwise not to know how to should answer him really. I am long breathed out at a heat.
那是个星期一的早上，同学们正在认真的写作业，而我却时不时低下头看来看去，喃喃自语：“我的橡皮刚刚还在这儿的，怎么一下子就不见了呢？”我挠挠头，一副失落的表情。要不问同桌借，不行不行，我的同桌那么小气一定不借我。这时同桌见我不太寻常，便问道：“你今天到底怎么了，一副神神秘秘的样子？”我结结巴巴地答道：“没……没事。”还好同桌并没有继续问，要不我还真不知道该怎么回答他了。我长呼了一口气。
Suddenly, attend class the bell rang, the teacher went, see me do not sit good to be moved in disorder everywhere, cry greatly: "Yang Jiaqi, you are in why on earth! " my logy sits on the chair, on the face one red, appear rear a cold sweat, stand up slowly, say hesitatingly: "I... do I collect rubbish to be no good? " the teacher looked sidelong at me, without giving thought to. I rejoice secretly: Was not discovered by the teacher fortunately, was about to be scolded otherwise.
忽然，上课铃响了，老师走了进来，看我不坐好到处乱动，大喊道：“杨家祺，你在干吗！”我呆呆的坐在椅子上，脸上一片红，背后冒出一片冷汗，慢慢地站起来，吞吞吐吐地说：“我……我捡垃圾不行吗？”老师瞟了我一眼，便不管了。我暗暗庆幸：还好没被老师发现，不然就要被骂了。
When finishing class, I am forced to look for rubber then, but no matter how search to cannot be found, I all over the face but, deep sigh at a heat. At this moment my friend asks: "What are you looking for? " I arrange the mouth to receive: "What to look for, be to look for rubber of course! " the hand that sees he is staring at me to death to death only looks, it is to be stupefied first, finally " attack Chi " laughed, return vociferous way: "Ha, rubber is obviously in your hand! " I listen, see the hand to me at once, hey, have a rubber really, I immediately foolish eye, mouth forms " O " glyph, sweat appears from my body come, on the face red be like a bolide. Classmates also come from far and near, listened to this after the event, some belly laugh, some turns over supercilious look to me, return some laugh: "You 6 grade were read in vain, so big still make muddleheaded! " I am very open-eyed, red face, bend is worn back, crouch body, gloomy ground runnings a classroom.
下课时，我只好接着找橡皮，但不管怎么找都找不到，我满脸无奈，长叹了一口气。这时我的朋友问道：“你在找什么呀？”我顺嘴接道：“找什么，当然是找橡皮呀！”只见他死死盯着我的手看，先是一愣，最后“扑哧”一声笑了起来，还大声叫道：“哈哈，橡皮明明在你手里呀！”我一听，连忙看向我的手，嘿，真有一个橡皮，我顿时傻了眼，嘴巴形成一个“O”字形，汗从我身上冒出来，脸上红如一个火球。同学们也从四面八方赶来，听了这件囧事后，有的捧腹大笑，有的则对我翻了翻白眼，还有的笑道：“你六年级白读了吧，这么大还犯糊涂！”我十分惊讶，红着脸，弓着背，缩着身子，灰溜溜地跑出教室。
Hey, the person is in road, stupid shit all goes out!
哎，人在囧途，糗事尽出呀！